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![]() ![]() that`s me and my guitar i am from austria and 30 years old and play some music cheers mike |
i think your guitar's broken
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i know for a fact that yr guitar is broken and i bet it still sounds awesome fierce... welcome hubre.
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if they're not lee's, i don't want them. |
I am unfamiliar with all of you.
I am ChocolateJesus. I am the same age as Jenna Jameson. I never refer to music as "jams". I was born near the home of the clay used to make Frankoma Pottery. I practice hereticide, despite my love of black metal. I like it when you see accidental boob or ass. It is sexier that way. |
jesus was black, you racist.
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repped for successful use of a manifesto. |
christ, you had to use your sin reading tricks.
yes, yes i am no saint. but she was 50 years old and had bad breathe, what could i do? |
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You do what any god-fearing man would. Turn the bitch around, get to work, and when you are done, yell *zoinks* - then run from the room before she turns around for a chat. Leave a fiver on the dining room table, and never think of it again. Wordeth. Love, ChocolateJesus |
cant you make a miracle instead?
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That is the miracle. You get to bang a fiftygenarian with halitosis for only five bucks. Whaddaya want from me? Its always take, take, take with you mortals. geez. |
i know you make good use of church collected money,
but i dont need to pay for sex, you sick fuck. |
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goddamn austria kicks ass!!! welcome Mike! |
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so jesus was a goyisher schvartze who talked like a balebatisheh yiden who shep nachas in saving a little aroisgevorfene gelt and took his own name in vain... geh vas. |
dont be so hard on him...
the guy is product of a incestous relationship. and his mother was nicknamed "virgin" mary. i know we should have crucified him upside down, but hey... |
Jesus probably looked much more like Osama Bin Laden than any self-respecting cracka will want to admit.
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<<<<< self-deprecating goyisher belgisch, not a 'cracka'...
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Spoken like a true virgin. We all pay for sex. Everyone. The currency is the only variable. |
i'll keep jerking off then.
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probably for the best.
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