Cool stuff! Is that Mrs next step with you?

i am a stoned

Me on the left with a bit of a legend in the Irish music scene, Fearghal McKee of Whipping Boy fame/infamy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaV0aa34cuk

MellySingsDoom sure, she is! : )

ithinkimissyou I was thinking he was Maradona in the 80s ; )

nice to see my awesomeness was lost on everyone except the gay contingent.

no wonder you're the only ones with taste around here.

Hahaha I'm 16 dude.

There's my myspace default pic, while I'm at it.

I have a buttload of traffic cones I stole with my friend, they're all sitting in my garage.

I gave one to her for her birthday.

One time I stole a christmas tree and my friends took a bunch of cones and we got pulled over and they were fined like, $250.

It was still fun as hell though.

it's awesome that "we" stole the cones but "they" paid the fine.

Yeah, I know, right?

Well, I didn't have the cone in my lap, I guess, so the cops couldn't prove that I was the one who took it. They did search my car but thankfully I dropped the christmas tree off at my house first.

ZEROpumpkins - only 16? Ye gods, I'm 21 years older than you!

Everyneurotic - What can you do, sir? We should try some William Bennett style NLP on the board :D

terriblecanyons - looks like Cantanky, yourself and I could start our own "Cone Club" offshoot here :)

We totally should. I have 3 cones myself, plus said christmas tree and a few wet floor/lane closed signs. We could horde our cones/signs together and create a fucking store.

i don't know what happened to my cones but i don't have them any more.

:(
That sucks.

We need to get Cantanky some cones, stat!

We do.
I'll start stealing some and I'll ship them to her house in a huge box marked medical supplies.

I find it sweet that young people still steal traffic cones.

We had a flashing one in our cupboard which we couldn't turn off.

oh god. wait til I tell girlgun.

she's ALWAYS stealing cones.

/facepalm

Good work, mscanyons. The Holy Triangle of Cones will arise once again!

hahahaha. WIN.

That reminds me of a giant red shiny ampersand sitting in Macy's that me and schizo plan on stealing...

I'll distract the staff by tripping over everything (Crash! Break! etc), whilst you and schizo get your hands on the goods. Deal?

DEAL! One day I'll take a picture of it and post it on here. It is really epic.

The Triangle of Cones is now a Solid Square Of Cone Awesomeness!

They'd probably just give it to you if you ask nicely. Once my dad's girlfriend got her hands on this huge store-display wooden guitar just by asking. They were gonna throw it out anyways.

Yeah, you're probably right. I dunno though, that thing has been sitting there for YEARS.

Do they worship it?

&

They could. It's huge. I mean... it's easily 4 feet tall, and maybe a foot thick. And I dunno how easy it'd be to take, it might be super heavy.

speaking of stealing things

once me and my friend stole a gigantic cardboard jared (the fat dude) from subway.

well, I once stole a traffic STOP sign and brought it to my campus room, drunk as hell. the next morning I woke up and was like what the fuck is THAT thing doing in my room?

i ONCE STOLE THE HEART OF A BIG BOOTY LADY

One of my friends stole a life-size carboard cutout of some wrestler and brought it to college with her:



WHY IS THEFT SO COOL?

stealing shit is so fun. i don't even mean like merchandise from stores, i mean like mannequins and stuff.

"Mannequins! You can't buy these!"

Has anybody here ever shoplifted? Or stolen from their employer?

I stole a toy from playschool when I was 4.

uh yeah, when i was like 15.

You betcha.




Grow out a beard!That would look so incredible!

OH HEY I WAS RECORDING WITH MY BAND YESTERDAY;

it's not stealing, it's fair compensation for all the shit that you have to put up with, including miserable paychecks