worse than looking at michael jackson

no way, mj takes the creepy cake without even trying.

jesus juice for everyone!!

hey, the huskers sip that stuff before going on stage. it tastes like babies' blood.

I wonder What jesus would say if he knew their is a alcoholic beverage name after him.

jesus would say, "i've failed. i've failed horribly and prince is better than me."

I love jesus, he is so cute. But of course I am talking about my next door neighbor. Who just turned 21.Why couldn't he be gay.

Jesus was attempting to usurp the family, which is something that all religion aims to do. Religion and family fight for influence over individuals, but family always comes before God, no matter what anybody says. Jesus was a smart dude and saw the problem early - let the children come to him, not their parents. Smart guy, Jesus.

hallelueah to that. don't mind my spelling, i havent visited the home of his heavenly father in some years now.

none of my pants fit

mine neither. out of the ten pairs of pants ive bought in the past two years, three fit. time to drink some jesus juice and get jacked.

all of mine are either kinda tight since i've been gaining some weight, yet some still completely hang off me.

i think i have the same problem. if it weren't so fucking freezing here i wouldn't mind a little nudity here and there. of course, school is for some reason sooo not in favor of that.

My jeans are ripped and the button broke off today. I'm being hardcore and still wearing them.

drrty- yeah, our school isn't too big on nudity. at least we can dye our hair whatever color we want.

i just said to hell with pants. whoo!

man back when i was in high school they didnt really care i remeber id have torn jeans and a retarded tye dye shirt with a giant pot leaf on it they didnt seem to care but for some reason they would freak out if you wore a hat even a fez

hah, yeah. drugs are fine, just NO DAMN HATS. my school is really anti-hat, except for if it's a charity thing (hat day) or a spirit day.

danny, if you just strap on a belt then fuck it. who really needs buttons anyway?