you're breaking my heart

Crap picture of me.

here's one rare for me, i'm wearing a t-shirt that's not black and, more remarkable, is that i'm kinda smiling:





appreciate the vinyl porn if you will.

Where I wish I always was:



Where I usually am:


Playing with Robe.:


Playing with Scissor Shock:

Looks like a nice spot.

Yes... I love the park.

It's cheesy but I go there and write songs. It's so peaceful. Birds chirping and all that shit. It's a huge park with not many people coming or going, and everyone who does come stays to themselves .

I don't really find that cheesy.

Whatever gets your juices flowing really.

Where is that?

that's fucking CHEESY, son


just kidding.
loveyou.

true that.





























damn...

Making a popeye face

nice curls

JOEL!!1 YOU FUCKING LEGEND/MYTH. I've been blasting that 'pimp jams' tape you sent me in 06! And your album too!

yay

Finding Nobody, you remind me of a guy I know. Only his hair is darker and less curly.

Two friends of mine and myself just completed a full length tape. We're calling the group Pulp Telapathy and the albums called The Best of Tapes 1-4 and more! You need to pm me your adress so I can hook you up with this shit.

emmah. I'll consider that compliment just because you didn't say I look like Napoleon Dynomite, Justin Guarini, Art Garfunkle, young Ben Savage ect. ect.

I'd say it's a compliment. You're actually better looking than he is, and you definitely have better taste in music.

How have you been Joel? Are you smoking a blunt in that pic?

Swell man. I've gotten incredibly too close to a girl from Ukraine who's leaving in two weeks!
and I smoked many blunts this night, but that's just a menthol swisher sweet with tabacco. I normally don't fuck with that tabacco but, I was pretty shitty there and they're tastey

Thank you kindly Emmah.

Done!

guess what guys?

i still look the fucking same. and i still haven't turned any lights on.

You look sad in that one.

Why do you always look so HIGH Canankerous? Your pupils are always huge, and I kind of think you'd have better things to be doing then taking photos of your goodself whilst high...

haha really?

i just noticed my eyes look blue
my pupils are big CUZ IT'S FUCKING DARK IN HERE

god what are you blind or dumb or something? i needed a new fuckbook picture, get off my ass.



by the way, i smoke pot all the time (if i'm at home) so there. WHO CARES?

Where were you, in a cupboard? And not just that photo, most photos your eyes are unusually dialated. Theres, nothing wrong with it, its pretty, but just... why?

no, i'm in my kitchen sitting at the table
the lights are off
i don't like bright lights

how should i know why my pupils are dilated, i'm not a doctor!

Cause she's high.

yeah you know, that might be it.

High in the dark. Big pupils. Makes sense to me.

Even one without the other.

i never like bright lights.
even without the aid of thc.

see: sunglasses rant.

nice picture, belinda butcher

do i really look like her?

thanks btw.

You look like a serial killer. That's a good thing though.

how do i look like a serial killer?

i mean, come on

Do you know how serial killers looked before their mugshots? At their murdering peak? Great. But creepy.

You're a great creep I guess.

A beach in Florida :)

wow, thank you, i really appreciate that.

No problem, that's actually one of my best pick up lines.

Much better than, "HEY BITCH WANNA GET PREGNANT?"

You'd be surprised. The combination of female desperation and my incredible and natural pheramones makes "HEY BITCH WANNA GET PREGNANT?" sound like beautiful music to their ears.