Cantankerous does the hard work so Rob doesn't have to.

she beats me to the punch. everytime

when cantank is 40 years old she will be a killer wicked MILF


haha!

- yes
- most likely
- haha also

i'm going to go live in a forest. clearly i belong in a forest.

PS my hair is not pink or purple or any variation of those colours.

forest-living is the best kind of living

its hard to believe you when you are posting an evidence against what you said

It been my dream since I was a child. I plan to have a cabin out in bum fuck no where.

wow. i guess people have similar plans. thats what i'm going to do. fish for food. and spend the rest of my days secluded. let my mind rot away

Maybe not. But something very similar about three thousand and seven times, I'd say.

That kind of saddens me.

With so many people and the same plan, some of us are bound to fail.

I really reeeally like your shirt.

Terrifying!

well i'll probably fail and you'll probably succeed in the idea.

so i say, enjoy it

:p:p:p

raptors laughing in the mist
dinosaurs crying broke his wrist
mom is in the kitchen
dad is in the closet
we named our first born robert

I am going to go take care of her cut toe

I'd like pictures of that, please, Rob.

You'll never succeed if you think like that.

I want to get a cool cabin at night scene as a tattoo. Once I get a job that is... :rolleyes:

The only reason I am going back to school is to get a degree in agriculture and retire when I have enough money to buy a farm in the middle of nowhere. Raise my own livestock, grow my own food.

That should be the american dream. fuck capitalism.

Nice plan :D

hee

good one tankerlily

yeah. that's blood.

come now, this isn't the 'be a man' thread

it was interesting riding the subway home with blood all over my face.

ok, i'll bite.

what happened?

beatings were issued, my friend.

you scare me sometimes

why?

was it fun? what was the point? just a fight?

teaching a bitch a lesson.

Nothing like a good subway fight! Maybe you'll be on the next installment of bum fights. Or rise to youtube stardom (someone is always taping).

no, it wasn't on the subway.
and it wasn't random. it was very, very calculated.

and very, very satisfying.

Looks like someone calculated a serious smack on yo' lip, I hope you busted that bitch's face wide open.

that's not all my blood.

In that case, congrats Mike Tyson.

i wish i had bitten that bitch's ear off.

There's nothing like a dirty fight to get the party started. Did you knee her in the groin?