(However, I will still be roaming campus in my elderly paedo attire of blazer and repp tie. I can usually find one or two little girls wandering about. Such easy prey.)

me aka dead_battery aka kinnikpasswordforgetter aka kinn aka nik aka His Lordship the Right Honourable Nikita, king of life, butt of jutt, crow of crows esq. is also young like pony.

so wtf Granpas Musky Knitted Uunderwear got all pissy cos of neg rep then went into paedogeddon meltdown mode? quelle surprise. he should have just chilled out but now his lecherous intentions are displayed for all to see. another victim of my wrath. the lesson here is that if you come against the king, you best not miss. class dismissed yall.

May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister. May you be forced to visit a near-sighted proctologist. Thus the idiot king is cursed.

Yes :D

So what do you think, Stu? Were you entertained?

This just in, by the way: Pervert Spotted in Local Park with Nabokov Book!

That's why I always edit weird posts before deleting them.:cool:

Ah, yes, but mods can also see what the posts looked like before you edited them. There is no escape.

this has been a trip through.....what?

and pony, of course, who just popped a bottle of lovely red

nice!

who hasn't had a glass yet?

I changed out of repp stripes to avoid detection. I saw one or two pretty young things but they eluded my grasp.

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!
It was a pleasure!

it was good! who's going to pour me more?

i have to wait 24 hours before i start again.

A pony's persecution complex?

dude, it's like you never read king lear

and your adulator deleted his post

Wonderful cryptic reference, and a lovely word. Adulator. I think you're the first person I've heard/seen use it. ;)

But indeed, many a true word hath been spoken in jest.

Maybe tomorrow, I am at work now!

Ha ha! Ah, SuchFriends, I do adulate you, you know.

“I am tired of the cult of youth. The cultural rejection of old age, the stigmatization of wrinkles, grey hair, of bodies furrowed by the years. I am fascinated by Diana Vreeland, Georgia O’Keeffe and Louise Bourgeois, women who have let time embrace them without ever cheating. Society today condems this, me, I celebrate it. For this session of fine jewellery, I imagined a man and a woman who had been together for a long time, faithful to each other and always incandescent with desire.”

TOM FORD