i think t&b may have a problem seeing or understanding smilies :p

I have a problem with seeing them too.
As in, I hate seeing them.

ha ha. i abuse smilies because how else am i going to signify the constant smirk that takes over my face when i am posting on this board? i go for the toothy one or the tongue sticking out-- laughter/mockery/laughter/mockery-- i know it's only 2 states but the day i take this place too seriously i'll have myself committed to the maison de santé. :p

!@#$96!'s kids are called:

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&****%£%$$

And the little one:

77*?

His wife is called:
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porkie,i beg you to please stop stalking me. it's flattering you know so much about me, but i'm going to stay up all night looking out of my window in fear now... :eek:

''Hmmm....''
http://www.doe-mbi.ucla.edu/~megan/c...0n%20white.jpg

What? No... really? That's ridiculous. You don't need much past the 7th fret on the acoustic... Why would you need to go past high G? It's an acoustic. Play acousitic things on it. You want to do a hairy solo, get an electric.

people who try and get you to tell you how to post because they dont like something you have said. how retarded.

Men with small penises.

People who make the same point over and over, with poor syntax to boot.

hee hee hee. ass slapping points for you my friend. unfortunately i've done that too much lately & the system says i must wait until you are no longer raw. :D

Rent boys.

don't be jealous

No,i don't have to.They are jealous of me.

I just got off the phone with someone who pronounced Illinois "Ill-in-oys."

And the hit list grows.

Who the hell does that?
Jesus.

axl rose

people who've got sourgrapes don't piss me off, they make me chuckle.

Internet scalpers are pretty high on the list of things that piss me off

I don't know if this has been said already, but something that pisses me off is this board and most of the people on it!!