I can smell periods.

it's almost like I have a radar inside my head with little arrows pointing towards the direction.

I've been accused of creating lies to avoid having to go inside make-up and fabric stores (un-fucking-bareable, I tell you), but it's the solid truth.

who knew that vampirism could be so disgusting and debilitating?

quit the blow.

That's ALOT of blow she got there.

i hate packing.
my back hurts.
cigarettes are expensive and i am getting poorer by the minute.
i need a job.
my tits have swollen up to the size of cantaloupes.

complaint?

they hurt.


bad.

Oh, too bad, bet you look great though. ;)

Fuck allergies up the butthole.

Hahahaha, this is great.

You've missed the point. IT IS HIS CURSE.

I'm laughing at his misery.

Ha ha ha ha, now I am too!

Hey floating, SUCK ON THIS!

This ad that PETA did is fucked up.

I spent too much money at a bar buying drinks and didn't even wind up leaving tipsy.

I'm fucking freezing.

The Onion is getting more and more accurate.

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._decries_petas

I mean, I'm all for animal rights. But sometimes, they are just a bunch of douche bags.

THANK YOU

I haven't slept properly in two days and I have a lot of work to do. Also I don't feel very healthy.

Except no douches were harmed in the making of their bags.

PETA philosophy:

ITZ CUZ U 8 A BURGER!!!!!!!@$#%!!#!~!! fucker.