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floatingslowly 03.30.2011 09:45 AM

me? I'm not as good at telling others what they should have done so much as what they will do.

knuckle bones, goat entrails and tea leaves.

wizard power etc.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 09:49 AM

what will i do?

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
That pretty much sums it up. we like assholes because they are confident in themselves and that is what we want. We DO NOT want neediness which is often acccompanied by niceness. Niceness is good yes, but a nice asshole is much better.

my girl must be lucky then.

I'm never an asshole (lol_irl), I'm nice and there's not a fucking thing I can't do.

FEEL mah POWER.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 09:58 AM

your an asshole alright don't know about irl though. you r confident

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 09:58 AM

I just pianted my toenails at work. BORING day

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
what will i do?

trees barbecue beer
bonfire alligator pickup
zigzag zippo xanex
bippity boppity doo


....the trance fades.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
trees barbecue beer
bonfire alligator pickup
zigzag zippo xanex
bippity boppity doo


....the trance fades.


pretty damn close
no more xanax though
moved down to clonazepam im trying to break myself from them:)

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 10:16 AM

don't argue with fate.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 10:22 AM

yes sir.....but when will fate bring me xanax? ive been waiting

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 10:30 AM

that is a separate question and therefore requires a separate fee.

goats aren't cheap and the previous animal's entrails have cooled.

perhaps if you bring me.....A SHRUBBERY.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 10:31 AM

How about I bring you the deer entrails I was saving for stew instead? They r still fresh.

Inhuman 03.30.2011 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
How about I bring you the deer entrails I was saving for stew instead? They r still fresh.


deer & xanax stew doesn't solve problems

:)

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 10:46 AM

just makes you forget them easier;)

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 10:55 AM

I'm sorry, I'm a vag-eterian.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 11:01 AM

that's cool I only eat meat

davenotdead 03.30.2011 01:21 PM

floslo, what color panties is gail wearing?

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 01:27 PM

omg how did you know that I was listening to The Cramps???

spppppoooooky

ps: she isn't. she never does.

davenotdead 03.30.2011 01:49 PM

which farm-animal-intestinal-organ is the panty predictor? this is vital information for me

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 02:28 PM

if you must know, it's the pig.

I could get away with a smaller beast, but made a promise earlier this morning not to hurt anymore of our chickenfriends.

davenotdead 03.30.2011 03:26 PM

makes sense considering the pig shares its colors with that of vaginas


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