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alyasa 08.24.2006 09:04 AM

"And all I wanted was some toast," lamented Kim Basinger.

sonicl 08.24.2006 09:04 AM

"Who was that scary face painted man I saw you with last night?", asked a random Hobokenite of Thurston Moore.

Tokolosh 08.24.2006 09:06 AM

"That's the girl I was sleeping around with", said Thurston.

alyasa 08.24.2006 09:07 AM

"What a waste," said the hobokenite.

sonicl 08.24.2006 09:08 AM

"Rats!" exclaimed Thurston.

Tokolosh 08.24.2006 09:08 AM

"Reena!" shouted Kim

alyasa 08.24.2006 09:09 AM

A fireman came along and hosed everyone down.

Tokolosh 08.24.2006 09:10 AM

Sssssssssss.

alyasa 08.24.2006 09:11 AM

"That's not a sentence," exlclaimed the fireman.

Tokolosh 08.24.2006 09:12 AM

"That's all I can say", said the fire.

sonicl 08.24.2006 09:12 AM

"Don't you mean 'That's all I can say right now'" asked a passing Tom Verlaine, having heard there was a competiton going on to fit song titles into sentences.

Hip Priest 08.24.2006 09:13 AM

'Even after that hosing down by that rather butch fireman, I'm still finding bits of f****** peanut butter in my fur', said the cat.

Tokolosh 08.24.2006 09:14 AM

Coco laughed.

alyasa 08.24.2006 09:15 AM

"Hmmm..." Everyone thought at the same time.

sonicl 08.24.2006 09:15 AM

"Can we all live happily ever after yet?" asked Thom Yorke.

Tokolosh 08.24.2006 09:17 AM

"I don't think so", said Bono, who was still running.

alyasa 08.24.2006 09:18 AM

Bono looked at his urine-soaked pants and wondered how he was supposed to meet the Pope later.

(Good night, guys... It's been fun, time to sleep :) )

sonicl 08.24.2006 09:19 AM

The whole cast gathered together in a semi circle, and sang a lullaby to the departing alyasa.

Tokolosh 08.24.2006 09:21 AM

"See ya later", Sang Thurston, while putting his arm around Steve.

Hip Priest 08.24.2006 09:22 AM

However, Thom Yorkes vocals were not to the cat's liking.


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