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i'm having a hard time believing that tree yr leaning on. fake
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...and no tits, just legs
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Plotlines in porn are great, although Ideally i'd like to see one made up solely of foreplay. Increasingly, the minute things get down to business I just lose interest. It all just gets a bit too biological really. Fuck all that reverse anal cowgirl nonsense; two hours spent nervously perched on the edge of the bed, kissing and fumbling. That's the future. |
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great porn taste |
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Hey fuck off. |
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He doesn't mean that for the kind of porn you're interested in watching. |
Uhh..in straight porn :)
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Inappropriate music would be OK, but when it's just some Rhianna knock off, forget it. Best is when you just hear dogs barking and traffic outside. Gives things a real sense of occasion.
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Hey that is what makes it hot. I hate girls moaning. LOL. |
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Hi!!!! |
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what a coincidence that a chick would dig porn made for chicks on a chick's network.. ![]() |
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i know its hard to convey sarcasm through the internets.. but, really, who takes anything on oxygen seriously? |
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oh my god, thank you. i'm probably going to sound like a total feminist but all the pornos ive seen that have been what you males call 'GOOD', have just been a little bit of foreplay (on the guy.. and hes always got this stupid ':eek: ' look on his face thats soooo fucking fake) and then woop! there goes his dick into some blonds flappy cunt while she grabs at her reeeaaally fake tits. doesnt this make real sex disappointing for those of you that rely on this shit to get your peter off??? |
man, have i got a feminist point of view on porn then. strange
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Feminist porn, oh god.
"Sure, I'll swallow, but first, here's a story about empowerment" |
"And stop looking at me like a sex object while I'm fucking you."
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"Does my ass look oppressed in this?"
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That would be a bad ass name if an all female band started it. |
the only recent pic i have
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Less shagging, more snogging. That's what porn needs. |
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I've always found porn disappointing. I rarely bother with it. |
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You have chosen the worst time to post a picture, right in the middle of a conversation about porn. |
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I second that. and it also needs this guy: Quote:
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Jesus fucking CHRIST. You look exactly like my cousin. i mean seriously. I-fucking-dentical. Your name isn't Wayne is it!?! |
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Oh yeah! I know Wayne! Do you mean this guy?
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Seriously, in ten or fifteen years i can tell you exactly what he's gonna look like: http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Way...ater/587381711
Essex in the motherfuckin area. |
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LOL is that his kid?? precious! |
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![]() does anyone else see it?? in the face?? if wayne dyed his hair and let it grow out a little bit?? |
So he's officially called Wayne now?
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Funny I just watched the Rita episode of arrested developement when Michael kept saying snog, and yr post reminded me of that. Then ^^ that was posted.
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"go ahead then, have some sex with her, go on, get in there and have some sex with her. no? ok then"
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Ha ha, I just rang up the 'real' Wayne and told him to check it out. He came ... he saw ... he pissed himself laughing. |
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i already found lechaos' doppleganger, way better than who everyone else posted. check it.
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it has the potential to be, but it isnt, until it is. ![]() |
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I don't understand. I've never seen arrested development. Are you talking to me? Which posts exactly are you referring to? |
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Ha! Excellent. |
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