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Speak slow, tell me love, where do we go AH-AH
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Motherfuck the holidays. This settles it, from here out, I'm celebrating Festivus by myself for the next decade.
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HI IM JAED IM HERE WIF TERRIBELCRAYNZ DRINKIN SUM WIEN. I LIEK TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BANEENEES.
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by the way, sometimes when I'm all alone I sing and dance to journey while dressing up like a male hooker inside of a unicorn coated in diamonds and sweet sweet man love .
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Whoa...
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Oh, wine...
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lemon wata y vodka
up yo aqss mothafuckas WAAAAAAYYYYYYTTT hamburgers. hamburgers fried in hamburgers: terriblecanyons. hahahah i just WANT FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEEDOOOM! i fee like a blak ass ho at choir SING YO HEART OUT BABY THATS WUT U HERE FOR |
That spiel made me want to watch Friday, or just listen to Smokey's dialogue.
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watch you ass some friday boy
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I would...but I'm watching Blood Diamond right now...that has sufficient wacky dialogue.
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HEY YO DIS YO GRL TERRIBELCRANYPNESIODKLH.
WE HAS NO LIEVS SO WE HEAR DRINKN SOM VODKA WATERS. supboy? |
I think I'm about to dig into the rum once everyone goes to bed. three days without celllphone or internet service.
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Jade had the genius idea to disguise vodka in a water bottle.
It actually doesn't taste all that bad with lemon water... |
Jade says to par-tay yo ass up, dawg.
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I wish I had some of the russian firewater. I'm jonesing for a proper brass monkey.
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Jade was thinking white russians. Jade's aunt was thinking cheap wine.
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chepa ass wine.
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There's like 8 bottles of dank ass wine around here, but I'll stick with the Captain.
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if it's some sergio guy's burgundy
stay away. the captain. gjaigaifjaifawirwifjsaijfiafas ![]() |
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