do we have to open the door or can you just leave it on the porch?

har. i'm feeling especially pleased with myself.

floating... when dealing with peni... you must speak slowly and simply. stick to the facts. that's why no one picked up on it.

talk like this: milkbubble. stole. picture. it's. actually. very. hairy. dude. also. with. penis. see. proof?

i have to be able to hide it under clothes. deal?

I'm pretty sure an underwear will suffice.

are you drunk, synth?

^^^ he's just exploring his non-gay side.
I understand humans about as well as they understand me.

thanks, mindy.

nanoo nanoo.

I wish. I'm just kidding you. I would not know what to do to a woman.

hahaha. i just meant your syntax is not up to its usual.

you'd figure out a woman.

Yes, my english sucks. Oh I haven't made out with a female in such a long time. I kind of miss that.

me too

the plot thickens.....

Oh gg, if you ever saw me when I was into girls. I was so close to fucking a girl but my brother walked in. Oh well.

ok. I'm going to solve it.

atsonicpark, in the kitchen, with the dildo and his girlfriend's password.

DING DING DING!

you should tell yr brother that he made you gay. see how he handles it.

He would beat me up like when we were little kids. And I would cower like when I was little.

New camera!!



Hadn't shaved that day...



Post-workout...(maybe these should actually go in the "Unflattering Pics" thread...)

i can see up yr nostrils

Like I said...

Wow, you obviously read my blog then, milkbubble? Because that's where you stole this photo from...

Thanks to girlgun for emailing me to let me know about this. Kinda bizarre to discover someone actually impersonating me on the internet, I guess, but hey! So, yes, I'm Amber. Nice to meet you :)

so somebody stole a picture from your blog to post here and someone who knows you posts here and emailed you to tell you?

I've no idea how the person who emailed me knew it was me, to be honest. But yes, milkbubble stole my photo and said it was her, and someone from here emailed me to let me know.

she also said it was a bad picture. beat her ass.

these two nice girls took a pic. with me...if i remenber her names...damn it!

you're forgetting ploesj, man.

by the way, we definitely agree on Phoenix. Classy and hot.

ftw
looks like he's going "cockadoodlethreesome!"

If I was going to steal a photo i wouldn't steal one that is so mundane. Plus she doesn't even look scuffy enough to be a sonic youth fan.

Fucking funny shit. I like how it was directly linked instead of just taking the photo and putting it on photobucket. That "don't-give-a-fuck" attitude is what we need more of on here! Hah.

At least Amber knows that plenty of guys on here find her attractive!

I saw yer post about revealing her g.i.r.l. status.

I bet she is really atari 2600!

How ya doin, atari?

that was the first clue.

hahah

you people. :rolleyes:

and by you people, I mean, you people with auto-penises.



ps: there's no way that's atari (and you know it)!

Haha, suckerrrrrrrs.

that's fucking bullshit.

if you really were a "geek girl" this wouldn't be a fucking social experiment, you would know damn well what message board guys are like. damn well.

so, yr either really lame at being a geek girl or really bad at being a guy pretending to be one.

creepy and weird? blame the penis, broad. you knew what you were doing (and so did I) so drop the troll already. yr the only one hiding. THAT is what's creepy and fucking weird.

you got fuck busted.


ps: you could have done fine being a friendly, honest and open person on this board. YOU chose not to, so stop blaming everyone else, you transparent twat.

pps: I right-click>properties EVERYTHING. why? because of people like you. because of people like yoouuuuuuu.

That's the internet, girl.
Don't get me wrong, but your "social experiment" didn't prove anything any person with a grain of salt in their head wouldn't know already...
I'm all for playing tricks/games on/with people, anyway!

to flotz: fuck you robot, your typing interface is too fast for me.


Btw ,this pms/rep thing is really creepy.
It's not the first time I hear this (people pming posters who're supposedly girls right after they post a pic, and never gave a shit about their posts before).

I'm kinda curious to hear the content of those pms

Haha. That was probably the best post anyone's ever made on this board, floatingslowly. Though I think a few things milkbubble said were interesting and I don't mind the, uh, experimentation with the form, of structure, of the rule, of the space, of a message board (?), but you owned ... him/her.

I would also like to know the contents of those PM's!

I got rep from people for posting a picture of myself at age 3 1/2!
OMG, this board is full of preeverts and NAMBLA members!

why is "guys like hot chicks" creepy???

they got played, true, but only because they didn't know that there was a trap afoot.

and if you really are "who" you say you are, milkbubbles (and by that, I mean, a non-alt entitity), let me add a little more advice.

NICE OR FUCKING NOT, IT TAKES MORE THAN 52 POSTS BEFORE ANYONE NOTICES ANYBODY ON A MESSAGE BOARD.

you used chick.pix with malicious intent.


ps: burn the witch. she turned the ddd's into newts.

Haha floatingslowly is on a roll today.

Milk, pm's or it didn't happen!

uhm, that's not the creepy side of the thing.