A lá Madonna? or Angelina?

not from africa

from the hood

yes yes yes
we can adopt 2 black babies from the hood

Get them from skid row.

Or compton.

don;t you guys know Puerto Rican is the new "black?"

...

i hope you jumped the hell out of some stuff!

pfft. why cant i make this bigger?

I figured putting on the helmet was a feet in it's self.

you probably linked the thumbnail and not the picture.

was asking the same thing of my penis.... then i saw yr pic, and shazaam

did you steal a kiddies bike? or find it?

Ive not had morning after/midnight rides on bikes, just pushed friends in prams. no way was I getting in misc found pram from the 60's. It had pretty good suspension though.

bloody hell youre beautiful

wow. soooooo pretty.

Pffft, why can't you be making out with yourself, third-knuckle deep?

Do me.

I always envisioned you looking like yr avatar

please everyone stop quoting pics... :(

please forgive me yr graciousness

repetition makes my brain go bogus.

(sorry nic :p )

For nic.

Anyways you are so pretty.

thanks guys, I'll send you the bills for my pills.

Just send me some pills:)

oh daveshouldbedead, this made me smile. :p


those pix i can't post on the internet! davenotdeads penis would have me all up on craigslist or smthn. :rolleyes:

it's haaaaarrrrrrd to not quote them. too many pages to scroll through to figure out what the fuck people are talking about!!! :(

Hey phoenix I shaved for you, but I have no pictures.

Inspired by Goldfrapp?

Don't tease im havin the shakes here

I'll send you these. They'll make feel feel uber happy.

if you were a president, you'd be babe-braham lincoln

Elvis is my hero.

be careful with that joke... it's an antique.

it's the best joke made in this entire thread

AHAHAHA

Get with the times, if she were a president she'd be

I'dtap'dat'mamma