*Smack* *Smack* *Smack* went my heartstriiiiings!

I wish I could rep you for that, crock.

Delete 10 Facebook friends, get a free Whopper
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13577_3-10...g=2547-1_3-0-5

I wish I was making this up.

That's actually a very innotive app! Not as useless as the thousands of other "gift" apps.

That's awesome, but I'd rather shell out the money than offend anyone on my friends list. Ooh! Ooh! We could all add each other and then delete each other, get our coupons, then re-add each other.

if it were for a few free big macs, i'd delete my whole friends list. well, except for all of you guys.

I can't get it to work. Poorly programmed, or every browser on my computer is messed up.

I was excited.

i'm too busy enjoying being lazy to sift through my friends. there are ten or fifty people i could delete, but that's effort.

why isn't it friday? how are you, 'coustic?

someone on tv just said "YOU ETHIOPIAN MOUSE HAIRED KADAFI COMMUNIST ARANIAN MOTHER FUCKER"

Yeah, and I just read that it notifies them when you sacrifice them. That makes it sketchy. Funnier, but I don't think I have it in me. I probably have 5 or 6 fake profiles of friends, but I don't think I could find 10 people I would slap in the face.

I'm good. Everyone's coming back to campus, so it's gonna get busy again. Maybe. Not sure if that's good or bad, but I'm sure I can use the social interaction after the last couple weeks.

I need new shoelaces again. These pieces of junk just aren't cutting it.

I wanna do Fabio of Top Chef season 5.

alex- i love fabio!

i passed out at 9:30, woke up at three screaming and shaking from a nightmare, and NOW i'm fucking exhausted again. wtf.

and i'm still awake.

I need a better reading chair...or any reading chair for that matter.

My posture is horrible.

As is mine. My current strife comes from propping myself up on my right elbow for the better part of the last three hours, with perhaps another two to go.

i run with my left shoulder jammed up under my ear, and my right arm down freely.

that hurts like a bitch.

We still hanging out tomorrow?