i got busted being a loser-dork by the bot. he tried to get me to post my tits, for the record.

haha gg


i have

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Eye%20Rape

girlgun - I see those sims. Hell yes. I keep getting phone calls saying one of my sims isn't going to live forever. ...He died a long time ago. ???

satanas - please eye rape me

And now you've reformed and you're making up for lost time?

what's the difference between a slut and a bitch?

my pants are happy.

A slut can be a good time?

Also, I'm getting in on this eye raping too. Thanks!

"a slut is a woman who will fuck any man. a bitch is a woman who will fuck any man but you."

it's not just the sims. it's the multitasking between sims and the sims forum (on her laptop).

it's proof of a theory of mine that everyone is just one videogame away from being a total dork.

ps: satan is spoooooooooky.

I love this.

I need to play Sims, I just can't make good familys like I used to.

<3333

In that case I will simply never view you as a bitch.

so what, you're calling me a slut then?

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Ok enough instigation.

i salute you, sir

I'm merely implying that our coitus is fated to be.

this is false

i don't know, he seems fairly determined

Lacking in subtlety though.

i find it rather odd and hilarious that first he wanted to try and kick my ass (try being the operative word) and now he wants to tap dat ass.

subtlety is the key word here.

Baby girl, why do you think you can fight the almighty universe?

I think you misspelled 'sublet.' And I ain't trying to rent shit.

i am the universe

I still want to fight you! But fighting and sex go together like PB+J. And B+J go together quite nicely too, FYI.

Ah, so then you know where the flows of space-time will take us. Woman, I'ma get all Galactus on your heavenly bodies.

can't decide yet if i should be aroused

I think I love you

I want to have an orgy with all of the SYG girls. Seriously, let's set something up.

"you know where the flows of space-time will take us."

you obviously don't.

You can't play hard to get with that which is predestined.

In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true, that man has no control, even over his own will.

just give up already.

mmmm

This is exactly how I've always wanted my hair to look.

Only once you're thoroughly seduced.

amerikangod?
possible

Not cool dude! That was private.

At least you didn't post the follow-up one where I masturbate with tears in my eyes.

And by my eyes I mean your mother's eyes. And by tears I mean cum.

http://www.pinkeyesurprise.com

Great site dudes.

me and my first ever mountain dew. and some lays cause i was drunk.

Ewww I'll take the crab juice

(in reference to the mountain dew)

Now I'm hungry for street vendor meat.