STRETCHED OUT NAKED GYMNAST - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

DAVE'S MOM - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

no to the two 8 legged freaks above.

i need a decent face...

but then there's pillows!

ps def no to grandma above even with pillows

MONICA LEWINSKY - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

i couldn't kiss her in the mouth.

for obvious reasons.

YOU THINK SHE STILL HAS THE TAINT OF bUBBA CLINTON;S SLOPPY JOE IN HER MOUTH?

and maybe it even sprouts back regularly when her immune system is low if you get my drift

that chick was coughing up Clinton cum for months! I hear he takes "The Ropes" and can cum buckets and buckets, all of which he shoved down the gullet of the heavy set girls who slurped his arkansas tube steak

yes i would, i lub that bitch

and i have that dress

we should clone cantankerous for the benefit of the human race

i'm not sure too much good would come about

i mean, nothing would ever get done.

ahh but the endless hours of entertainment and trainwreckary

Lydia Lunch - Would you hit it?




this pic is too huge so I just put a link.
http://www.palmpictures.com/KYI_lydia.jpg

then - probably

now - absolutely not.


i get drunk during my best friend's birthday celebrations where EVERYONE gets drunk and i'm a trainwreck? shame on you!

hahahah! The trainwreckary is more on the potentiality tip!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co3qMdkucM0

i didn't know JK was smuggling such balloons... she gets a 'maybe' ... if only to continue my passion for billionaire women not named oprah

J K Rowling not only has balooons but she keeps magic in her HAIRY POT, er, if you know what I mean.

Quoted for future girlfriends.

haha so true
so many guys have a man crush on bale
me for one
he is just too fucking awesome

contemplating on starting a new thread