my sock has a hole in it. this will never do.

THERE'S NO ONE TO TALK TO ON FACEBOOK CHAT

you need to find me
Kristin Roberts

Fucking rush hour traffic

I've been coughing excessively for the past week or so and I'm not going to a doctor about it because I'm sick of seeing them.

u hav chaucer.

i put it thur.

jsut 4 lols.

"my friend just died of chaucer ;)"

Another classic n'ik thread of course.

my favourite was the one were i pretending in the title there had been a terrorist attack in nyc and thousands were feared dead but when you opened the thread it was just listings of crap i was selling on ebay.

its hard maintaining an aura of such finesse and refined taste but i do my best.

Haha yeah that thread was fantastic. "YOU ASSHOLE! I JUST CHECKED THE NEWS THERE IN A PANIC!"

the unsecure wifi I was getting crapped out. I'm stuck having to go to a coffeehaus for pc_computer interwebz.

thank gawd the phone gets mobile broadband...


HAI GUIS I HERE THAR r PEEPL STARVIGN N AFRICA LOLOLOLOLOL

U Wnt 1? Paypal Me. Wil Post It In Anvelope. It Cums In Burgar Form. No Letuce Includad.

Caps Lock Activate!

Fail

Like Super Mario When He's Not Super Just Mario Dunt Have Shrroom Yit. Larl

the sudden lack of toilet paper in this flat is having a huge impact on my life.

take a page from my amazonian cousins & use tree leaves

o wait, where you live all you have left is evergreens right now.

give it a good brushing, then!

I've used an old shirt that doesn't fit me anymore and I'm about to throw it away. It's so cold outside.

as long as liquid doesn't seep through the cloth you should be fine.

i'm getting a record for djing today, and it's so cold out it will probably warp

I'm about to have anal douche and being a bit depressed about this episode.

Do A Lot Of Good For Some Gwuats, Helpin Em Out! - Anyway I Can!

Think Of The Gwuatailians

my ipod was being a dick so i switched it out for a new one at a local apple store. which i fucking hate because why do i need to fucking make a godamn appointment? what are they, fucking doctors?? curing cancer?? NO! they're just helping out some douche bag hipster with his macbook