In my voice or in being an adorable little faggot?

I understand.I'm lucky that the telephone system is something that my boss hasn't mastered yet.

Absolutely. As rude as possible, so they don't attempt to submit again next year. I think you're perfect for the job, actually.

I have such a silly crush on this boy. Goddamn you gays.

In your voice.Do you serialize images?

Serialize? Sorry, I'm an american. I do not understand.


I think I'd be perfect for it as well.

It's hard not to be attracted to us. Porky and I are probably the two most lovable gays on the planet.

It'd be great fun to see you two trashing young hopefuls.

We'll record it.

This is odd; I'm about to call CHOUT, and I feel nervous for some reason.

Would you mind if you just get some heavy breathing?

And again, what is with this costing money bullshit? I can make and receive all manner of calls on my cell for free. Who are your carriers?

I can call whoever the fuck I want for free. Apparently, these people all have trac phones.

Don't be nervous. I'm just some dumbshit with a cell phone that's about to be turned off.

I have an 800 number my long distance is two cents a minute.

888 is for the new playas...I'm old school. You can't even get an 800 number anymore. Well, you can, but it's ridiculously expensive.

how did you get an 800 number?

I first got it back in 1998. I have a business.

oh I see.

In addition to my cell, I have Vonage, which means it isn't necessarily free to call me, but I can call anywhere in the U.S. and Europe for nothing. You folks need to get with it.

Vonage??? But I like verizon.

shit, someone call me
im bored.

Post your number, republifuck.

I would Crypto but to tired too look for it and I don't feel like getting up and looking for my cell which I have lost, and the living room is too far.

Vonage isn't a cell provider; I've got T-Mobile for that.

Vonage is phone service you get through your internet connection. It acts as your landline. And for some reason, they are able to offer free calls to Europe from the States. You can also purchase virtual phone numbers for like $5 a month with most any area code, which I suppose is useful if you frequently talk to someone who lives far from you.

I'd call you, but I'm about to fall asleep, and I'd be quite unentertaining. Though I do want to hear you stoned.