me and my friends tell a lot of noriss jokes.

chuck noriss doesnt tea-bag old women, he potato sacks them.

See? This was a fact that was false, and now we know it is true.

CN4LYFE! That should be a new thread on the GAME forum. We can say it's a new rap act.

Start It Schizo!!

Yeah!!

Sheriff Rhys, you gonna join?

Damn it, you beat me Goo.

join what?

I try.

When I met Thurston after the Sonic Youth/Fall Out Boy concert in 84 Thurston said the reason his strings never break when he puts drumsticks through them is because he soaks his whole guitar in mayo for 30 minutes before each show. I think Steve does the same to his guitar but with baby wipes instead of mayo.

ive heard about this

Steve uses ketchup. He and Lee have some weird ritual where they put ketchup on crackers, tie together squares of crackers, and skate on them by carefully tying them to their feet and skiing down Fall Out Boy's backs.

I heard Lee was quite the skater until his jet ski accident in 89. He taught Danny Way how to ollie.

I know this off topic but i love you, all of you

what does noop maen

noop is street for peanut butter which is slang for moogs.

I love you too sellouteater. Buttzsex?

He also taught Tony Hawk how to iceskate, John.

Oh i see

internet sex

its noob, someone new to a game, group, forum, or organization.

I always thought Tony Hawk was a better iceskater than skateboarder.

u kno it

i love that noob picture so much.

he really is.

Isn't that Thursons senior photo?

One of his many.

Yeah, he was Captain of the Debate Team and that was the pic they took. If you squint, you can see Chuck Norris crying because Tuff Titty kicked his ass in the discussion over the topic of bowl cuts and why they are good haircuts to wear for three centuries.

well he is the royal tuff titty.

you're gonna scream when you taste his love.

Schizophrenicroom do you know where that sample is from at the end of that song? It's right after Thurston screams.

I think it's just the Kiss sample played again. I'm not sure.

Any idea which song? For some reason I always thought it was a Madonna song.

Ahh, no. I don't know much about Kiss.

i remember hearing actually on the radio the other day and cant remember what it was.

I don't really like Kiss anyway. They kinda suck. Unlike SONIC YOUTH!

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KIMdashGORDON
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STEVEcougarSHELLEY

I heard Thurston was about 10 feet tall in 1st grade

Almost. My sources tell me 9'9".

it was twelve. he couldn't get in the classroom so in order to learn he had to hop on the school roof and the teacher would use a megaphone to teach.

Yep a ligit 10 feet tall in first grade. I remember reading that Thurson used to get grossed out by Chuck Norris because he would always fart in class.

Hey, speaking of Chuck Norris, I head he once visited the Virgin Islands.

They are now called The Islands.

spinning heel kick

Alright time to bail and have a night skate. Ill look this thread later tonight to catch up on all of the interesting and true facts of Sonic Youth.

Later John!