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greedrex 08.05.2009 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
since when has greedrex come from manchester?

what the fook

greedrex 08.05.2009 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox
this i have no idea, but i have found an exact number of 48 occurences of the use of the word "fookin" by our dear fellow greedrex

fookin' right, lad.

demonrail666 08.05.2009 05:13 PM

it wasn't until a full year after we'd split up that i discovered my last girlfriend was actually kirk hamnett. if you'e not looking for something, chances are you won't notice it.

ploesj 08.05.2009 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
it wasn't until a full year after we'd split up that i discovered my last girlfriend was actually kirk hamnett. if you'e not looking for something, chances are you won't notice it.


this is a very true statement.

Satan 08.05.2009 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by greedrex
fookin' right

do you know how many FOOKIN times a day i hear the word FOOK or variations of the word FOOK?

greedrex 08.05.2009 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
do you know how many FOOKIN times a day i hear the word FOOK or variations of the word FOOK?

i don't give a flying fook.

demonrail666 08.05.2009 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
do you know how many FOOKIN times a day i hear the word FOOK or variations of the word FOOK?


Go on then, how many?

Satan 08.05.2009 05:20 PM

approximately 43.6

demonrail666 08.05.2009 05:23 PM

so what are you saying, that the .6 person was whispering?

_slavo_ 08.05.2009 05:44 PM

static-harmony: taking 2.000 totally identical pictures of himself in the same room, with the same face expression, differing only in the fact if he's/he's not wearing headphones, then putting the pics into the Post Pictures or Yourself thread and waiting for the response. and waiting ... and waiting...

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 08.05.2009 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
static-harmony: taking 2.000 totally identical pictures of himself in the same room, with the same face expression, differing only in the fact if he's/he's not wearing headphones, then putting the pics into the Post Pictures or Yourself thread and waiting for the response. and waiting ... and waiting...


You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Trasher02 08.05.2009 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
static-harmony: taking 2.000 totally identical pictures of himself in the same room, with the same face expression, differing only in the fact if he's/he's not wearing headphones, then putting the pics into the Post Pictures or Yourself thread and waiting for the response. and waiting ... and waiting...

repped

DeadDiscoDildo 08.05.2009 06:21 PM

You either all like me too much or all think Im gonna snap if you roast me.

either way Im bored with this thread now and dont care. damn.

Zombie Robot 08.05.2009 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
static-harmony: taking 2.000 totally identical pictures of himself in the same room, with the same face expression, differing only in the fact if he's/he's not wearing headphones, then putting the pics into the Post Pictures or Yourself thread and waiting for the response. and waiting ... and waiting...


hot damn. this is the best one yet. mad rep slavo.

static-harmony 08.05.2009 06:28 PM

Damn you slavo.

amerikangod 08.05.2009 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
amerikkkandog: "hey guys, so I was on thai-trannie.com last night, and there was this smoking hot lady-boy in a gas mask that was getting it on with a goldfish. (s)he had found a way to insert the little fish inside her pee-hole using nothing more than a needle and some thread. needless to say, I came buckets."


This is a vicious half-truth. Ok, three-quarters truth. The setting and actions are correct, but the writing style is off. Also the site is ladyboyplayer.com

amerikangod 08.05.2009 06:40 PM

TomViolence: Sonic Youth discovered me and that's where they got the name from. I am now selling all of their albums and memorabilia due to anti-gay discrimination of myself at Geffen. I will sue you! With a multi-million dollar lawsuit! YOU ARE ALL BELOW ME.

noisereductions 08.05.2009 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
static-harmony: taking 2.000 totally identical pictures of himself in the same room, with the same face expression, differing only in the fact if he's/he's not wearing headphones, then putting the pics into the Post Pictures or Yourself thread and waiting for the response. and waiting ... and waiting...


OMG!

Derek 08.05.2009 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Derek: "Haha!"; Kayo Dot

Haha!

Hey I only favourited one Wolf Eyes video sir.

Haha!

I'm so bummed that Kayo Dot's Scottish show is 18+. Lamelamelame.

TheFoxBen 08.05.2009 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek
I'm so bummed that Kayo Dot's Scottish show is 18+. Lamelamelame.


Putting an age limit to a concert is the worst thing since the invention of the wheel.

demonrail666 08.05.2009 07:05 PM

you oppose the invention of the wheel?

TheFoxBen 08.05.2009 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
you oppose the invention of the wheel?


No, this post was only for comedic purpose.

DeadDiscoDildo 08.05.2009 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
yes, I'm sorry, it only works in georgia. time/space distortion fields and all that.



There is some truth to this man.

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Originally Posted by Satan
what the fuck, news to me

alright this is for you then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMNchbqJ02E


if i'm ever around i'll holla


Haha, I forgot about that song! It's okay though, you'll never be around here...but if I'm ever around I'll holla

SYRFox 08.05.2009 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
TomViolence: Sonic Youth discovered me and that's where they got the name from. I am now selling all of their albums and memorabilia due to anti-gay discrimination of myself at Geffen. I will sue you! With a multi-million dollar lawsuit! YOU ARE ALL BELOW ME.

ahahahahahah

SYRFox 08.05.2009 08:00 PM

hevusa: "this shitty piece of shit stream is in 128kbps. seriously, are we in 2009?! FUCK MATADOR"

SYRFox 08.05.2009 08:02 PM

Kosako: :fuckyou:

ALIEN ANAL 08.05.2009 08:02 PM

james cameron : robots and stuff

floatingslowly 08.05.2009 08:12 PM

ALIEN ANAL: WHAT IF STEVE WAS MEGATRON?

noisereductions 08.05.2009 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
james cameron : robots and stuff



ha!

noisereductions 08.05.2009 08:15 PM

hiland: Sonic Youth released only 1 copy of SYR9. I uploaded images of my copy to discogs.com

dirty bunny 08.05.2009 08:47 PM

floatingslowly: posting 20% clever comments, 80% obscure internet jibberish

zombie robot: yr so cool, that's so hot, I would love to see yr junk. btw I am a super-hot girl who is way too cool for you

davenotdead: yeah, I would do her (about anyone)

Not the most inspired, I'm afraid.

GeneticKiss 08.05.2009 09:01 PM

amerikangod: Oh God, Antenna is just SOO horrible!! (moans in agony) I feel...dirty, like my soul is forever soiled from hearing that song! And anyone who plays an acoustic guitar is a pussy, even though it kills your fingers to play one at first...only a pussy would be willing to endure that.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous: It's all about Jesus and the ganja, my brothers...

EVOLghost 08.05.2009 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dirty bunny
We're art students: we don't worry about looking like pretentious twats. Hmm maybe that belongs in the roast thread eh?



happy?

dirty bunny 08.05.2009 09:08 PM

Thank you, my minion.

Conrad 08.05.2009 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
emmah - I can only relate to rats. other living things suck.


Dogs too.

Other than that, you're bang on.

terriblecanyons 08.05.2009 09:32 PM

Here I go, whether you wanted it or not.

schizophrenicroom: omg u guise, when I went to x show it was totes awesome!
floatslow: -insert vague, somewhat funny, and generally off-topic post here-
atsonicpark: I hate myself and I want to die, but not really guise, so stop sending me pm's
Satan: I'm drunk and I'm hot
suchfriends: I wub jeebus! I wub starving ethiopians! I love everyone EXCEPT YOU, YOU IGNORANT SAVAGE
ploesj: I pretend to be sweet but when you get on my bad side I can be a bitch. Look at my clothes, guise!
zombot: at first I was awesome then everyone saw pictures of me and now I just talk about how hot I am/everthing else is
bzooty: -insert vague pop-culture reference here-
SY37: I love ghostbusters and Brody Dalle


terriblecanyons: I pretend I'm cool

demonrail666 08.05.2009 09:46 PM

how relieved am I not to have been included on your list!

schizophrenicroom 08.05.2009 09:49 PM

totes

Zombie Robot 08.05.2009 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dirty bunny
zombie robot: yr so cool, that's so hot, I would love to see yr junk. btw I am a super-hot girl who is way too cool for you


pfft. who on this board is cool? did i really post 'thats so hot'? ugh. there is nothn wrong w/wantn to see some junk! and i am not a super hot girl in real life, but def too cool for U, filthy rabbit.

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
zombot: at first I was awesome then everyone saw pictures of me and now I just talk about how hot I am/everthing else is


only my alter ego is hot! but its true that nearly everything on this board is sexy as hell. the talk of music, the SY news, the pics people post, the random discussions- SY fans are amazing creatures.

floatingslowly 08.05.2009 10:15 PM

floatingslowly: now with 20% more obscure internet jibberish.


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