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^^^ how about you eat a bag of dicks? no, really, go on and have a bite (or two). you'll like them. they are salty.
I think zombie robot is trying to seduce me. she says ALL the right things! I love the raveonettes with every bone in my body. and by bone, I mean, I'm at full-staff. ps: Quote:
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speaking of bones, I just had my arm compared to a horse's penis.
I'm still trying to figure out if this is awesome or not. |
do dicks taste like salty pumpkin seeds? cause if they do, i'll.
horse dicks, uh? you have two horse dicks coming out your shoulders? that's pretty disgusting, but i admire your typing skills. |
apparently, from my shoulder to my elbow is the approximate size of a horse's dick.
a coworker (one of my favorites) was talking about some horse-porn she watched back-in-the-day and used my arm for instructional purposes. I do that to people. I make them talk about their horse-porn experiences. |
You are gifted.
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love those. ^^^^ non dicks-related affirmation. |
^nice qualifier!
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ummm, thanks for the input. why do you say bye half way thru a thought on an internet forum? anyway. not to try and turn you on or anything, but just as some other useless information other bands that i am interested include: captain beefheart, gastr del sol, the fall, velvet underground, butthole surfers, early melvins, sebadoh, prefuse 73, jandek, sunn o))), boris, television, mbv, teenage jesus, mars, joni mitchell, patti smith, the stooges. ETC. fucker. who is the other zombie robot character you speak of? if its that floslowbot guy i have already decided to make babies with his lady and after he short circuits from watching us have an undead fuckfest we will eat his brains. |
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you should def get into fisting. ![]() |
^^^ do you think I could get her to strap a horn to her head?
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yay! mantiss-style! although I can't say the lady would actually like another baby, I'm down for whatever. I'd happily donate my brain to sexual science! |
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...if i must. |
I had a sneaking suspicion last week. psuedo-seance was required for final confirmation, however.
don't stay away so damned long next time. yr one of the few people here I would go so far as to consider a friend. what the fuck happened with Decatur Ice? I wanted to read it. also, if you want to delete yr cover-blowing post above, I'll understand. |
mike scaccia's ex-girlfriend, huh?
decatur ice... the woman in the photos is my ex. i thought it would be cathartic to fictionalize her, but it kinda just made me not want to ever work on it. not much of a writer anyway... |
demon-possessed if anybody ever was. coked-out smack-junkie. liked to hang out 3rd floor windows screaming shit about dinosaurs.
her devil-talk and the people she knew made her creepy but the dirty feet and goose-egg tracks made her traumatizing. to this day, I rant to my friend for ever fucking bringing her over. but enough about yr ex... |
...reminds me of one time i was trying to have a nice pleasant mushroom trip when this cokehead fool started trying to get me to take pictures of him posing with his .38... normally i would have been really into it, try to get some larry clark type stuff
![]() but as soon as his sidekick started raving about how if anyone mess with them he's gonna "kill them right in their face," set and setting were shot to shit. the whole thing devolved into me and gun-boy arguing over who was "crazy;" me simply informing him of a pre-existing medical condition, he boasting about what a badass he is me: i'm crazy. him: naw, man i'm crazy. me: no. i mean i'm actually crazy. him: shit, i'm fuckin crazy dawg. me: yeah, but that's- him: yo, i'm fuckin craaaazzzzy. me: ..............i'm- him: craay-zeeeee me: ..... him: insane in the membrane. sidekick: insane in the brain. me: ............ what time is it? man, i've got to get some sleep. nice hanging out. later, guys. |
"I ain't buyin' it. they weren't fresh". he turned and looked at me and asked if I was buying them instead.
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I'm Not There
I AM NEW TO THE FORUM BUT HAVE BEEN A FAITHFULL SONIC YOUTH FAN FOR ABOUT 19 YEARS
SO I WILL TAKE THIS OPPURTUNITY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF GENDER: I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR
AGE: A YOUNG LOOKING 31
LIKES: MUSIC, INTERIOR DESIGN AND ANYTHING RELATED TO IT, ENGLISH TOFFEE CAPPACINOS FOR THE JIFFY STORE (STARBUCKS SUCKS), MOVIES, TRUE CRIME SHOWS ON CABLE, BEER & QUESADILLAS (IN THAT ORDER), THE BEACH, AND MOST OF ALL MY FINE ASS HUSBAND AND OUR MONSTEROUS YET ADORING 2 CHILDREN
DISLIKES: PEOPLE THAT HONK IN TRAFFIC, SITCOMS, THAT DAMN ARMADILLO THAT KEEPS EATING MY FLOWERS, THAT STUPID "i'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG" SONG THAT KEEPS PLAYING EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO ( I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OR WHO SINGS IT BUT IT'S STARTING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY)
MUSIC I LIKE: SONIC YOUTH OF COURSE AND MANY OTHERS TO NAME A FEW GUNS N ROSES, THE MELVINS, THE MISFITS, MOTORHEAD, HANK III, JOHNNY CASH, DUFF MCKAGAN'S LOADED, METALLICA, THE PIXIES, BLACK TIDE, THE JESUS LIZARD, AND OF COURSE THE CLASSICS LED ZEPPLIN, THE ROLLING STONES I COULD GO ON FOREVER
THE BEST MOVIES EVER MADE: O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?, STRANGER THAN FICTION, THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, THE GOONIES I LOVE ALL HORROR MOVIES ESPECIALLY REALLY CRAPPY ONES |
welcome, gail.
pleased to meat you. ps: how do you type in russian like that? |
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no need to shout gail! welcome to the forum ;) |
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