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Originally Posted by knox

dont resent pussies because we are spoilt for choice. JUST DONT.

You're obviously too intimidated when you enter a room of horny gay males.

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

You're obviously too intimidated when you enter a room of horny gay males.

But I do that everyday? I call it "visiting my friends".
They call it "drinking with the hag".

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

this is reminiscent of the old myth of wanting to "save" the whore (love her pain away). this is classic male romanticism.

and that always brings me back to william burroughs's "words of advice for young people"-- his greatest literary work (ha). in it he says.. what does he say exactly?

"Beware of whores who say they don't want money. The hell they don't. What they mean is they want more money. Much more."

damsels in distress, hawks pretending to be broken-winged sparrows, pussywhipped misogynists, and satan's internet cockteasing aside, your stripper sounds interesting, but i hope not in the "i wanna love her pain away" way.

no, honestly I didn't even want to fuck her pain away. I think I can get her to check out my band though, and having hot gothy strippers in the audience is of course something I covet.

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

You're obviously too intimidated when you enter a room of horny gay males.

In my experience, the room usually smells like farts, I get really drunk, and then I beat someone in an arm-wrestling competition in which our hands were lubed and the prize for winning is more lube.

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

#4 was an attempt to return levity to the scenario and show a willingness to self-deprecate.

Humility is self-denying and weak.

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Originally Posted by knox

But I do that everyday? I call it "visiting my friends".
They call it "drinking with the hag".

And you call it "drinking with the fag"?

Horny gay males are great to be around because they aren't so threatening. Except when they are on E and decide they wanna have a straight day which happens once in a while and they will bring condoms because of that film in which madonna got pregnant from her gay bff.

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

no, honestly I didn't even want to fuck her pain away. I think I can get her to check out my band though, and having hot gothy strippers in the audience is of course something I covet.

thats always a win. you could even convince them to throw their panties onstage. goth panties! black & lacy panties are (almost) always a good thing. i say almost just on account of sharts.

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

And you call it "drinking with the fag"?

no. there is a clear rule that only them are allowed to call me names and touch my tits.

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Originally Posted by knox

no. there is a clear rule that only them are allowed to call me names and touch my tits.

so not fair.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

thats always a win. you could even convince them to throw their panties onstage. goth panties! black & lacy panties are (almost) always a good thing. i say almost just on account of sharts.

If I can't inspire it in the actual performance, I would never ask. I'd rather they throw their dresses though, because I can always use more of those. and goth strippers have good taste.

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Good sir, I too would greatly appreciate this irony if it were in fact true. Alas, it is not (which, looking in from an outside perspective, is a shame as it would be beautiful as you noted.) Here are several important points that make it otherwise:

1) When one is pussy-whipped, they are altered by said pussy. They change their actions and behavior in order to obtain it, keep it, and appease it. I am changing nothing. I am still being myself, posting what I always post, with absolutely no other or new considerations weighing on me. The only difference is that my usual course of affairs is now being awarded a pussy point, or not.

2) I have never wanted to love anyone's pain away. I've never wanted to save a woman or have my love and affection 'heal' her... at least not since the age of 17. I made all of those mistakes early on and have not replicated them since, in real life or on the internet, nor have I portrayed a lack of the wisdom learned from such mistakes as all of the 'girly boys' you've listed have. In fact, if a new person in my life makes it clear that they have emotional issues and reach out to me for assistance with them, they are immediately stricken from my life in any way that counts. I have no time to waste cleaning up other people's messes when they've got a pair of legs to get up and walk with on their own. Emotional weakness is one of the most repulsive traits to me.

This is purely about sex. Genitals entering other genitals, genitals entering both ends of the digestive tract, genitals in hands, and maybe genitals in other places such as between a pair of breasts or maybe making a hilarious pair of arab goggles.

3) There will never be any crawling. I only fraternize with those that stand.

4) Also, our agreement does not allow for the minusing of points. I can be awarded a point or not, but they cannot be removed. Because if I lose any points.... I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF. And then all of you will feel terrible. I'd expect some pretty eloquent eulogies about my dong from each and every one of you.

+651

that didn't take long did it?

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Originally Posted by knox

just like dresses. you have many and only really like to wear one.

you are a genius mdear

amerikkkangod's pussy points: 666

you did it man!

shot of Jack please.

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

shot of Jack please.

three handed poker? my ex told me she danced on stage to that AC/DC song, and she honestly didn't know it was about v.d.

funny.

Three handed poker?

sorry...Id on't listen to AC/DC

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

Three handed poker?

sorry...Id on't listen to AC/DC

it's one of their six or seven best songs.

tequila shots all around, it's 5:00 somewhere!

kkk: december 21, 2012, terry's couch

webcam.

satan, this is my fav colour at the moment:

no no no, you don't understand. it's going to be so insane that the world will end. there's gonna be a pole shift. the mayans predicted this, dude.

edit

knox is a fucking fox.

and i love that color. i've got one just like it. mine are sparkly metallic lavender at the moment.

knox has a look of intelligent and sexy disdain

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Originally Posted by knox

no i am not. i need more dresses to have in my wardrobe and never wear.

for the record, I would love to be one of the dresses in your closet

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

In my experience, the room usually smells like farts, I get really drunk, and then I beat someone in an arm-wrestling competition in which our hands were lubed and the prize for winning is more lube.

lol'd

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Originally Posted by knox

webcam.

maya deren died long ago but you should be in one of her films

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Originally Posted by knox

But I do that everyday? I call it "visiting my friends".
They call it "drinking with the hag".

Obviously not. While you were on the internet talking about it, I was there and didn't see the likes of you. 'Cause, you know, you're a girl in a male-dominated world. Get over it.

you're a homo in a straight dominated world. get over it.
and stop using my avatars, it makes you look creepy and uncreative.
and it makes me feel slightly sorry for you, which is a feeling i hate.
so stop obsessing over me for whatever lame reason you do, and find yourself some other m.o. that makes you look less sad.

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Originally Posted by knox

Hint: he is only doing such things because you react to such things.

obviously, it is love.

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Originally Posted by knox

obviously, it is love.

damn, I feel utterly cheated. I so loved you with that last avatar. it was the perfect fit. when he changes again, will you change back?

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

damn, I feel utterly cheated. I so loved you with that last avatar. it was the perfect fit. when he changes again, will you change back?

maybe. it is tainted.
but i still like it.

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Originally Posted by knox

maybe. it is tainted.
but i still like it.

don't you feel that way about most of your "dresses" as well?

some of them get burned.

Burned with cigarettes? That is how I get holes in my tights :(

It's a rather unfortunate thing to happen to clothing you love.

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Originally Posted by Conrad

It's a rather unfortunate thing to happen to clothing you love.

indeed....RIP cool jacket.

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Originally Posted by Conrad

Burned with cigarettes? That is how I get holes in my tights :(

It's a rather unfortunate thing to happen to clothing you love.

i did that to my curtains. thats shit.

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Originally Posted by Conrad

you should be a member of pocahaunted