we're going eff miami up one day. flaming upside-down motorcycle fights.. muscley black guys.. YEAH.

send us your pictures from south beach

i shall :)

speaking of rip currents, i'm tired "breaking news" specials about them. like they're anything new. it's hilarious whenever they have a reporter standing there in a suit telling us "OH NOES ur gonna drown".

It's a plan. I also want to blast a hole in a bus with a rocket launcher and then drive through it in a ferrari.

you have to be on fire while doing so. only requirement. OR clinging on to some bikini-clad babe (hint: this will probably be me) who is secretly a russian spy.

hahahaha

Good Morning people.

morning!

Good morning.


Yikes. I'll go with the babe, but then there'll be one of those scenes where you're like 'and now, Mister, you die' and then you poison me or stab me in the neck or something, at which point my muscly black partner will burst in through a huge plate glass window with an uzi and shoot you in the face.

ANd what happens to the partner? WHo shoots him off? Well my class is about to begin, see you guys later.

Oh, bye. You're so swift.

The partner will then rush to me, but I am bleeding to death. I ask him to remember me to my many children and then the camera zooms out and fades to black.

then it turns out you're the heir to a billion dollar fortune that was just discovered so mr. black guy (whom happens to be trained in cpr) revives you. and we defeat the ninjas guarding your billion dollars. because they're somehow in miami.

haha we have two totally different visions of this.

Maybe we should write the script before we actually do it.

that sounds like a good idea.

ahh 29 days until ca

hey! sorry i was on a long business call.

Someone had my copy of that cd for like 6 months! I finially got it back

Hey, I'm back! Trip was great, had lots of fun and found a fucking amazing record store, but I didnt buy a lot of stuff because im a total idiot. What did you wanna ask me Heckler?

Anyways, how is everyones day/week?

OH SO HARLEM.

My day's decent thanks Buzzo. My discman finally had it though after 7 years, and I'm not too happy and in the process of repairing it. I don't want to spend $300 on an MP3, but on the good side I'm seeing my friends open for AIDS Wolf tonight.