I remember back when chicks used to post in this thread. Now it's just page after page of dudes. This is mainly frustrating in that it means my nightly masturbation takes twice as long to reach fruition. You guys could at least take your shirts off.

It's your lucky day, heres a highly errotic photo of me being sexually assaulted by santa, on a toilet:

 

A hot date with the Resident's Duck Stab

 

Nice photo, Hip Priest.

always with the 2001 jokes

 

Bunch of twats on the bumper cars in Leicester Square anyone?
Nope?, how about a bunch of twats on a tube train then

 

 

2010, actually.

o hello!

fair point.

you look a lot like my ex-brother-in-law.

I'm pretty sure he's a pedo.

wondering why the hell I ever decided to set my kazoo on fire.

i was wondering

a) why you thought plastic would be good for a pipe
b) why you'd lit the wrong end

I thought you were a boy/I thought you were a girl*
















*Delete as appropriate.

me too.

why did you?

Funny...I actually used a kazoo to smoke pot before.

oh man you both got to it before I did. Especially with the expression on her face. I have to try some kazoo pot

My brother and I (I'm the sillier one)


Me and the dear


Dressed to impress

You clearly hang out with some really cool looking guys. Which begs the question, what the hell are they doing hanging out with a guy like you? :D

you kinda look like charlie from philadelphia



grow a beard, you'll see

Handjobs for a fiver and a packet of Monster Munch.

Your brother looks kinda creepy. No offense it's just that he's giving me the I-want-to-cut-you-open-and-eat-your-intestins-look, y'know?
Gay.

Handjobs for a fiver and a packet of Monster Munch.

I want one of those pink wigs now.

Ah screw the Monster Munch. Handjobs for cigarettes n' rum.

We're both not photogenic, that's why I don't even try to do a half decent face.

Samesies

you would benefit from a wonderbra inhuman. lift and together, lift and together.

I'm not a prostitute I'm a businessman, darling.

Or you would benefit from seeing me in a wonderbra?


The picture was from halloween haha, I had no costume so I just dressed in drag.

Do you like sonic youth?

i lurv da yoof

just showing off as i'm in the process of buying all the regular SY albums on vinyl. I just got this one and i'm waiting for Sister and Evol in the mail pretty soon. It's nice....

here's my gf:

She looks pretty, but I'd take caution in her cat whiskers. Girls aren't supposed to have those....

~Jeremy~

hahaha.