gmku is making some real-life friends. he's been invited to go see a play with a female coworker and her female "friend" this weekend, and to dinner.

Oh, what shall he wear?

The IT dude invited him to go have pizza and beer with the gang after work.

The old guy upstairs has invited him to a wine tasting.

one of the best youtube videos ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr-e3qGQ884

Fucking amazing!

lol real fucking creepy...I love it!

Can free Viagra ease the pain of the recession?


http://blogs.moneycentral.msn.com/sm...%2 0recession

True love will find you in the end...

tomorrow.... i'll be free, i won't work.

i have moved up to 'children of satan.' awesome.

conglartuations.

yesterday watched man slapping woman's face, went to stop that. drunk lowlifers.

God: I want two of each kind!
Noah: D'you want fries with that?
God: Nah I don't want to put on weight!

i saw this lady karate chop her kid whilst grocery shopping. weird.

Were they Asian? (Dont mean to sound racist, but...)

I saw a little girl pull a samurai sword on her mom in the grocery store. After slicing a couple of melons, she also sliced off her mum's head. Clean off.

I'm in a fantastic mood.

Well, isn't that special.

http://i.americanapparel.net/storefr...1_LameGold.jpg

I need this jacket

THAT'S how you get to llama school!THAT'S how you get to llama school!THAT'S how you get to llama school!THAT'S how you get to llama school!THAT'S how you get to llama school!