Hayden, for fucks sake, listen to !@#$%!.

Yr pal,
krastian

you know.. there is something comforting in being called a dumbass stoner asshole from a... ah never mind

dont do drugs kids

From a what, bitch? Say it. I'll fuck your shit up. I'm going to Australia in September. I will find you.

Find me nugs while I'm there.

you ain't goin' nowhere if you're in the pokey, boy.

and when you're inside, you'll be the pokey boy

I'm not going to be locked up until September. No way I'll get that much time.

you probably won't. i was just making light conversation. exchanging niceties.
i saw this the other day and i think it's pretty applicable. and humorous.

a quahog teenager has been arrested for possession of cocaine...and is a very bad boy! now let's go to ollie williams with the punishment forecast:
"HE GON' GET IT!"
thanks, ollie.

you are possibly one of the most non threatening people on this message board

Because you can tell how threatening I am through an internet message board? I'm a fucking crazy motherfucker.

I love that episode!

Better make sure you talk to a lawyer before talking like that, otherwise you may be in for an unpleasant surprise.

i just love ollie.
WHO WANTS THIS DOG?

it's rainin sideways! errbody look like ants! swimmin hole! etc etc etc

hoisted by own petard.

i like it when he says "what you talking about"

that should be hoist, not hoisted

Hamlet
"For tis the sport to have the enginer Hoist with his owne petar".

i will now attempt to recall every ollie williams dialogue ever: and i can't do it.

and now, blaccuweather meteorologist ollie williams.
what's it look like out there, ollie?
it's rainin sideways!
do you have an umbrella?
had one!
where did it go?
two miles away inside out!
can we do anything for you?
bring me some soup!
what kind?
CHUNKAY!
okay ollie we'll get on that.

and now it's time for the adoptive pet of the week with ollie williams!
WHO WANTS THIS DOG??!
thanks, ollie.


join me at ten for more irrelevance.

*fictional black meteorologists.