makes me wanna bump all "my" old threads. (taken, in the meantime).

Yes, I should have clarified: whores make more sense for me. Save up, get a hot one, make her do what I want as I fill my spankbank with memories. That should hold me for a few months. At that point the memories start to get a little boring and I hire another one. (For variety, but also because the previous one has usually died in the interim.)

must spread rep all over her face

single because dudes suck

Married.

Because I wanted a thread to post some news in, and this was the most recent one I saw that could fit:

I asked a friend of mine if they wanted to come with me to a queer ball that we're having in a few weeks. They were going anyway, and they said sure, so I guess I asked someone out and they said yes?

Now all I need to do is try and convince them to take me on as their girlfriend. Hopefully all goes well, they're pretty cute.

"they" as in non-binary?

You got it :D

Why would you limit yourself to one gender, if you had the choice?

EDIT: Apparently you're the first person in SYG history to use the term 'non-binary'. Congratulations :P

hookers is genuinely sad individuals. As are their customers. As a former bouncer in strip clubs, I just went home shaking my head...

I admit - I had to look up the term :)
(in the lands I live in, it's basically still an unknown term)
But I got it.

just out of curiosity - what do they have written in their ID card as gender?

20 Years and counting!!!

Physically, they're female.

Congrats, that's pretty impressive.

Cool. Good luck with the date! :)

Thank you :D

We have to dress up as something for the dance (I'm going as an emo because why not), and I have no idea what they've decided on. For all I know I could end up having my first kiss with someone dressed as a unicorn :p

Most wholesome post of the year

Maybe it's because I'm young, and not as cynical and jaded as everyone else on this forum ;)

please stay that way *as long as you can*

It's way better than it used to be.

You should have seen this forum 10 years ago. That was some nasty place.

Now the trolls left and all that's left is just dust and ashes.

Absolutely this. Otherwise you become miserable and cynical like some unnamed members on here *glares in Tesla's direction*

Thanks to all

Update: they are apparently going as a punk.