hey, I've never cheated on a gf so if your sister's ok with shit teeth and English weather, send her over.

Assuming your sister isn't my daughter, obviously.

are you of hispanic descent? if not, I'd say that yr chances are fairly grim. :(

not to defend men, because I really have no use for them, but neither gender holds a monopoly on cheating.

men have more closeted homosexual encounters, but that's just because penthouse and Howard Stern long ago convinced our puritanical redneck society that two chicks getting it on is top dollar entertainment for the whole family.

I've got a Los Lobos cassette somewhere, if that helps.

anything more.....triphop? but with, say, latin flavor?

I'm down to put in the good word. I'm sure she'd be down to give it a try.

she wants a GOOD MAN. she deserves it.

that said, you'd have to find yr way to Los Angeles. :p

God bless America. :o

i've never cheated, and as far as i know, never been cheated on. i realise i don't have control over being cheated on, but i've made a promise to myself never to cheat or be someone's mistress. i've seen what that does to people.

Forbidden fruit and all that... Having said that, we all get led astray sometimes... It's how we're brought up, and what we believe in... Anway, Satan's response is really kinky...

So it's official. I'm getting back with my wife. We're also talking about starting a new band together. My son is the happiest I think I've ever seen him, and my anxiety level is infinitely lower than it has been in ages. Of course this is just a trial period, but everything always is.

She's had a chain of losers who make me look wonderful and I've had an intense experience with a crazy arty chick who let me do things in bed I didn't even know I'd wanted to do. Nice vacation, time to wake up and work on shit - together and as individuals. I didn't see this coming at all, but here's to it. Hopefully the drama is over with.

woah dead-air, that's really great!

i hope things work out for the both of you, good luck!

you know that this is the "alwyaqs hook up with the worng women" thread, right?

be careful, dick. people never change.

Have you ever thought that all the women you know think THEY always hooked up with the wrong guy ?
cheating sux.

I have never cheated and as far as I know never been cheated upon, but I may just be lucky.

no, just naive. ;)

I'll take it!

it's all I've got too. ;)

never look a gift whore in the mouth.

Great line about Howard there Dead-Air. One question you have to ask yourself is Can You forgive your wife for the string of loosers? If you can't then I don't believe you and her will make it. It's easy to say yes cause I did too but deep down where you live can you forgiver her?

As for cheating I did. Thankfully only twice but it was without a doubt the worst guilt trip I ever had in my marriage and took quite a while to get over.

wut. her proportions has been jpegged