Much better. Well done.

I had a free ticket for Willie that I couldn't go to. One of those regrets I'll carry with me to my grave.

You talkin bout my momma? you ain't heard my momma

an i ain't no Dolly hater

an devil went down to georgia has awesome fiddle so in my book it is cuntry, though pop cuntry

and you don't tell no grl who was raised on fresh deer meat and garden vegetables and lives in a mobile home on dirt road 30 miles away from the nearest grocery store about Dolly i am the cuntry. imean look at my spelling don't it look like im a uneducated daisy duke bumpkin

Daisy Duke and Wonder Woman were my childhood crushes

That is not surprising.

Nah, you're worse than playing Lou Reed's ''Magic and Loss'' very loud while living next door to someone with life-threatening cancer.

yr bordering on GMKU territory with this one Rob ;)

both Daisy Duke and Wonder Woman were in their late 20's at least! and I was like 7 years old! gmku likes em fresher! ha ha!

i take it you've never seen glice in his wranglers

It's a bluegrass tuning on that song. Which is to say, I wouldn't say it's a country tune.

I know Country uses Bluegrass tunings from time-to-time. Our Ma does the best version of thisyou'll ever hear, but that by no means means she's a McEvoy.

Well, the main thing to remember is that it's the internet, I don't care, and fuck off.

^ who is that?

Axl Rose.

Oh, okay aha

dexter holland

Hahahaha.

Maybe in 1994.