dead in a ditch

you're writing lyrics for me

thank you.

My friend gutted a turkey one time and it had 3 nails and a used condom in it's stomach.

that turkey must have been over 2000 years old, cuz it was around the immaculate conception AND the crucifixion-- amazing!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, yeah! It was supposed to be for Thanksgiving, but...for some reason....he threw it away. Far away.

that turkey knows a party

haha, yeah! Now I wanna find one that swallowed a diaphragm.

"and then he double-gobbled"
"BAM! Got it off."

LOVE VERNON FLORIDA!!!!!

HAHAHA! Fukkin-A !! Could this lead to a possible Thanksgiving thread?

try getting a condom in a tofurkey, go on try. no on second thoughts dont.

probably covered in tattoos also


not white power unicorns

like the one in your signature?

i sure hope your ass looks better than that! :(

nawwww.


my ass is dynamite.

why don't you ever post pictures of your ass satan? is there something to hide?

i have a really good one from the pool actually, i will look for it if you want me to, i don't care.

anything but that horrible signature please

if you put your ass AND that signature together there will be a huge matter/antimatter explosion

MY EYES!!!

alright well.

this is for verme and !@#$%! and rob of course.





fuck y'all.