the child slaves can't make my shoes fast enough, and my suv's gas mileage is too high.

i get over these problems.

then i go and

do a lot of good for some gwats
helpin em out
anyway i can

ask alteredcourse about "empty" and "full"

Shouldn't he ask atsonic?

I'd have thought you'd have some aloe vera wipes? :P I know someone who uses these, cracks me up everytime.

left one of my pedals on last night, no battery today.

TYPED THE LAST PART OF THIS IN CAPS BY MISTAKE.

the enormous slab of bloody dead animal i consumed today (cow) was subpar

I've eaten too much food, i got a scuff on my aldies, and my cell phone's ringer is broke.




WORST DAY EVER

it has taken me over an hour to pay two online utility bills since my laptop has been banned by the sysOp of this coffeehaus.

to add insult to injury, the loud Moroccan psychedelia is interfering with my automated phone payments as well.

apparently, "purple haze" and "paint it black", in Moroccan, sound just like "no, that is not my credit card number", in Engrish.

I think the 'woman' i'm having cybersex with is boring in bed

The lady at my local shoe repair shop seemed to have no idea how to take care of calf leather.
Also,
the salami i just bought at the farmer's market is so long, it won't fit into my fridge.

My favourite t-shirt has a cigarette hole on it.

hot sluts

everything sux

This.

And hello again bzooty.

'ello 'ello

I hate it when I remember that I have 6 McDonalds hashbrowns leftover from my valuemeal but I already lit up my cigarette UGH (cuts self)

Let's see, there's this new gym opening up in our town called Planet Fitness. IT caters to overweight ppl, and the machines are rigged with sensors and devices that will set off alarms if you are heard grunting, or lifting too much weight. They dont want ppl working out too hard. So the girls that go to gyms are bitching about it on facebook about how its hypocritical and if LA fitness would make machines that set off alarms if you were too FAT they would get sued.

Double standards. etc.

White people problems, really. I ripped on them haha.

the headphone jack of my 80g iPod has a 1 channel short forcing me to downgrade to my 30g.

the 30g only has 5,400 songs on it.

:(