dear boardies,

i may or may have not had sperm stolen from me 14 years ago, while drunk. this thing above might have been the product of such an alcoholic night. however, the truth of this fact remains in obscurity. tweedleedick and tweedledunce ("the kids") could be the involuntary fruit of my loins, or could be imposters attempting to lay claims on the family fortune. therefore, until i have discussed the matter with my lawyers, i take no responsibility for their creation, or the resulting speech and mental impairments from which they suffer. i only ask you, for the sake of humanity, to treat them as you would a pet turtle, or a favorite vegetable-- without complete indifference, and without cruelty. nature has already punished them enough while dispensing her gifts. do not add to their suffering by pointing out their shortcomings.

thank you.

Maybe the world would be a better place if we all took !@#$%! advice.
Including himself.

Why don't you try endlessly whinging about it for the next 3 FUCKING YEARS YOU SAD LITTLE GOBSHITE. It's helped others, or so it seems. This is obviously only partially addressed to y'self.

BURN! Stay tuned to see what happens folks.

oh, im learning to do it! look at the virginity poll. but it's only practice-- i have yet to achieve the HEAVY DISCHARGE state of "pathological cuntness" :D

this is getting pretty interesting to watch.

I hope you people aren't under the impression that I'm laying into !"£$. He's taking my comments with the good humour they were intended, isn't he?

most definitely, but it's still fun to watch.

what the fuck does this thread still exist

Noise is good

Thanks. That's the answer I've been looking for.

a way for people who can't play music to say they made a record

noise is the best most intense fucking shit ever and it rocks but sometimes it sucks. like during homework!

read my signature.

Well, I'm glad to see some good came out of this thread.

I seriously tried to do home work one night whilst listening to wolf eyes and i got really pissed..FUCK TRIG!!

try concentrating in music theory listening to free jazz.

i know how you feel. i used to be a performance major at an all classical school...but i hate classical music (in the general sense). if i ever tried to play some free noise improv for recital hour, i'd probably be kicked out of school for not obeying some theory rule.