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this thread is the mother of all threads.
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ahahha Yeah it is!
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Nearly 2 years ago now!
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Haha. well it's a very eye-grabbing title. If that made any sense, if not then I'm pretty sure you can figure it out.
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the thread should be stickied haha.
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That's quite a while ago now. Have you got the whole hand in since then? |
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if they stretched a little every day, she's now completely inside him and typing in his place. |
Ha! Now that's what I call progress.
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everytime thi thread pops up I have to laugh
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rawr. this reply might have had something to do with my pre-sickness situation. |
^^wanna try that?
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bump A Dead Thread Day!
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Weyyyyyyy!!! If you didn't bump this, someone else would've fast!
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Exactly. Had to beat everyone else to it!
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So many classic quotes:
"if she loves you, she'll let your aphid into her rosebud. " |
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i would like to contest the truth of this statement by saying this: no. fucking. way. |
Haha, yeah, I don't think it's true either......
Still a funny quote. |
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generally very good, how are you? |
OK. I'm gonna be honest, I have not, nor am I going to try to read all the pages of this thread, but I feel its a sufficient guess that someones girlfriends put her finger up their ass? Yes?
If thats the case I have several questions: 1. Was it expected? 2. If yes, was it fulfilling, if no, why the fuck did she do it? 3. Was there any reciprocation? |
Eh?
Just read the first post. But anyway, my girlfriend was wanting to be more sexually adventerous. Basically, what happened, we were in Florida for 5 days, sleeping next to each other, but we couldn't do anything, because we were with her cousin and her cousin's boyfriend. Well, I found out her cousin and her cousin's boyfriend fucked in the bathroom while me and my girlfriend were asleep in the hotel room! Her cousin's boyfriend told me all about it... Anyway, we got back from Florida, horny as hell, and I was going down and her, and she just said "stick a finger in my ass" so I did and she enjoyed the sensation of two fingers in her vag, 1 in her ass, and my tongue on her clit while she rubbed her nipples. Then, she wanted me to experience a finger in my ass. I was like no no no noooooooo... but then she ended up doing it and it felt amazing. |
Is the finger a regular fixture now?
(EDIT: Yes I know it's still attatched too her hand, but in zee bedroom?) |
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do it right next time. it's two and two. do you people never listen??!  and yeah, I would have bumped this thead, but I'm still searching for cantankerous' "show me yr nasty fucking teeth" thread. |
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Hahahahahhaha
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you deserve a metal meddle medal. |
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at least she asked permission. i've a feeling that this thread is a fraud, though. |
How can a thread be a fraud? Are you saying I'm lying about this? Because.. uh.. I'm not?! (what a dumb thing to lie about)
...It's not a permanent fixture in the bedroom. Just when we feel like it. We're always trying something different... |
Shemales? I think you're thinking of someone else.
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no, that's amerikangod. not that I'm judging, just passing on helpful information. :) |
you guys are right, i'm confusing things a bit.
i did a quick search, this is why: Quote:
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http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...d.php?p=618256 |
Hah. Well, I was kidding.
...That's actually the first time I heard the phrase "lady boy" also! |
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Lady Boys: Lager & Gin and tonic & Baileys irish cream chaser To understand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW4yAPpEwT0 |
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yr one sick fucker. |
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wow |
that's a total fucking lie.
it wasn't peanut butter. it was tuna fish. |
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also it wasn't a cat. it was a dog. DOGS WILL EAT OUT OF ANYTHING. this of course i only know from 3rd party information |
You know if a girl is adventurous enough to want to stick her finger in your ass, she will probably let you cum in hers.
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