how DARE you.

Yours is just cute.

Knox- I like you more now.

that's the whole internet, brodudeski.

^^^ what he said...

yr late for the party.

thanks.

There was a party?

Someone give me a pot brownie I cant smoke or drink cuz of mono...but I totally forgot that doesnt mean I cant get hiiiiiigh!

too much twattery lately

too many killjoys upsetting the ecosystem

eventually it will return to normal, as killjoys depopulate the board, successively die of attention starvation, and people start dropping in again into an empty board

^^That sounds nice

Thanks for the rep btw

what exactly is mono?

and i mean how does it go, what does it do to you and how.

and doesnt that mean that ur already kind of high?

can you make it out to the garage?

assuming that yr not afraid of decapitated and/or invalid cabbage patch dolls (or deadly spiders)...

you must spread rep.

You're just mad cause I called your sig cute.

I dont know exactly what it is, in terms of what it does to you medically and etc.

but it's the kissing disease, you get it from sharing a drink or making out with someone who has it.

When I first got it I thought it was just a sore throat and then after a few days it got worse and worse and my throat was swollen and felt like knives were shooting upward in the back of my throat. Hurt to swallow, to drink, to eat...sucked ass. Then you get extremely tired and have no energy, it shuts off yr immune system so u have to be really careful around sick ppl or u'll get everything. It also makes yr spleen swollen, so I cant drink alcohol or excercise or lift anything heavy for awhile or I'll rupture my spleen and that isn't good, from what I hear...

So that's mono in a nutshell, it can last a week, a few weeks, a month, a few months, or longer...depending...I've had it for about 3 weeks now?

oh my god, that is awful. what do you take for it?

Nothing to take for it. You just have to rest.
Isn't that bullshit? just vitamins and rest.

Now imagine getting it after a break up and wanting to get out of the house but all you have to do is lie around and think :-)

lets just saying been writing lots of waltzs and listening to alot of Joe Meek's recordings haha

and you cant drink? its worse than jail.

my friend had mono and strep throat at the same time one year. we shared some cheesecake but i only got the strep.

thank you jeebus.

The independent filmmaker, Stan Brakhage, resigned from the Film-Makers' Co-op when Andy Warhol won the award. In a letter to Jonas Mekas, he wrote, "I cannot in good conscience continue to accept the help of institutions which have come to propagate advertisements for forces which I recognize as among the most destructive in the world today: "dope", self-centred Love, unqualified Hatred, Nihilism, violence to self and society."

^^didn't know about that.

The message board is all blue. I fucking hate blue! FUCKING THING SUCKS!

as zeropumpkins i had 6k
plenty of people will miss me :p

DO IT LIVE.

oh its you. sry dude. didn't knw

you keep moaning on about how everyone is a killjoy and how its spoiling your enjoyment without coming up with anything yourself to keep anyone amused. if its so bad then do everyone a favour and just dont bother coming online. read a book or watch a movie, these seem to give you more satisfaction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24

THIS IS VERY RELEVANT TO THIS THREAD

wesley willis lives on!

wesley ftmfw

I dont think anybody knew it was the same guy.

mononucleosis is a virus. there is nothing one can take to stop virus. just gt to let yr body heal itself.

I think terriblecanyons might take the cake for the best unicorn sig.

not anymore

hmmm..... strong contender.

Hello my future girlfriend.
This is what I sound like.
I am 11 years old.
You can PM me on yahoo chat.
Bye.
Thanks for stopping by!

ps. I did like yer other one. I mean....a unicorn pisisn' rainbows? That's brilliant. and it just remind me of....

"it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain"

If you have come here it must be because you meet me in yahoo chat. I just lost my girlfriend. If you want to be my girlfriend please E-mail me or ICQ me my e-mail is kidblount@yahoo.com my icq# is 19171502. my name is Michael. This is me If you have Microsoft Internet Explorer you will hear me in the background. If you have netscape click here. If you are going to be my girlfriend please don't dump me after I like you.

Epstein-Barr (mono) is a herpetic virus and is present in 95% of adults.

you NEVER get rid of it. it just goes dormant.