Yo Knox you spend a lot of times at police stations? It seems as though you always post mug shot. :)

Felikson looks like a cool bro. I'd watch the Sleepaway Camps with him!

Makes me feel bad?

My first official roller derby bruise! ;) This is actually one of MANY. I look abused.

ouch!

It's a tough sport.

*phoenix boobage removed*

too late.

*phoenix boobage removed*

are you feeling lonely?

nah, just bored.

This is my least lonely time of day. FYINICFIT.

Fuck You, Inept nicfit?

wait what.


WHAT?

Stop teasing me, and do it already. :o

Yeah whatever, I want to hear more about these boobs!

I don't want to HEAR about 'em; I want to SEE 'em!

One step at a time man, don't scare her away...go look at porn or somethin

What! She pretty much offered a lap dance to anyone who could pay...

Buy me the plane ticket then you big fool! <3

Oh and I'm disappointed I missed phoenix's breasts.

No sir.

You've seen my cock. I think it's only fair that I get to bask in your boobs.

She's seen your cock?

Yes, she has.

She even publicly recognized it.

I feel a growing kinship with you, mr god.

and by growing, I mean, groin.

I actually read it as 'groin' the first three times. I always read everything you write three times. Because I love you <3.

You guys are weird I need to get the fuck outta this trip

webcam tan but too much

picasso in the background...

My girlfriend has a tattoo of that painting. :D

You look more attractive wearing those glasses.

Fucking awesome, Mr. Wang.

clever eh? I wonder how many takes it took to get that framed right in the shot ;)

I was going to make a fake post about my cock, but I hadn't realized that you'd posted this and didn't want to seem untoward.

that said, gosh, yr pretty.

I'm so good at video games and so bad at resizing images