A policeman jumped out a big police van on Tuesday, ran up to me and demanded to know if I recognised the denim skirt he was holding.

sebastian- hah, wow.

heckler- lemurs!!

i got myself a new keyboard.

true story? or surrealist prose?

hoy thar!

Hey Jade.

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I'm chilling out with Merzbow right now, and I might cycle to the video store with some pricks later.

hah, suddenly everyone converges here-- good job hip priest!

This is the first thread to check when one visits the forum.


True story. He wanted to know if a woman he'd arrested had offered to sell it to me earlier. Funnily enough, I did recognise the skirt, as she had shown it to me earlier and commented how pleased she was with it. Perhaps she'd shoplifted it from somewhere.

Even though I'm not the sort of person who has OK relations with the police in general, it's still scary when one of their number leaps out of a van and charges towards me.

How is everyone. Has it been an exciting week on the board?

Everything is fine and dandy Hip Priest.

the usual. we had some atari fireworks. most amusing to me and i think others. also, we had an incident of reported pedophilia, but the jury is still out. and jade has been posting pictures of whale penises that will make you want to gouge your eyes. all in the same thread!! amazing or what.

Sorry, Jade, it doesn't flaunt his penis.
New keyboard ? Great !

As long as everyone is more or less OK.

Thanks for the quick chat. I'll be back later.

Byebyer

Ohh have i mentioned that im going as well so sceee ya

i watched fulltime killer twice this week. reccomended!

ah, thanks. i just added the big heat to one of my movie lists, the first johnny to movie.

Hey fellas.

Hello.

Hey, buzzo, do you want to have a beer ?

 

Oh, fuck, I forgot you were minor. Forget that.

^mmm


http://youtube.com/watch?v=BPrWhcoU3RU


Idiots watch thurstons bloody noisebag. do it now, dont hesitate