when I die, and meet my lord and savior, Darth Vader, the first thing I shall ask, nay, DEMAND, is a complete and accurate head-count of all the people that I've sickened right off The Internet.

there will be a parade that day; a parade in my honor.

was it you who forgot to rep Adam enough to keep him around? you know he was a fragile being, surviving only on percocets and rep points

no. was all like suicide man. so we were rubbing dingledongs until I up dog all over the front of his limited edition Takeshi's Castle knit sweater. he was furious at me for #1 up dog 2# leaving scar #4 being first to make the bukakakanji.

he was the reason for the SyG. he was the reason for The Internet. he was the reason for the season. he was the reason dr jean shakes his money maker on the street like a whore at a nunnery. he was the reason dr jean cries at night, into his WAIFU pillow, screaming "3d pig disgusting"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the disgust parade was not for him though. nothing disgusts him enough. usually, I save my best material for verme (prevaricator) quotes, but once I used my own name and the lamentations of the women that I'd "gone too far" were enough to convince me that I'd struck Internet gold.

so, if you up dog on a dingledong, and it scars, then how many children must be sacrificed for The Internet to be pleased enough to allow our disgust parade to go on for another century?

sometimes i feel as though we are merely one broken modem away from total destruction.

at this point i'm only posting enough to be noticed for the next time amerikan stumbles onto this place looking for a pmbox to fill with his cock.

The pains of being Sasha Grey.

so good it needs quoting

<3 <3 <3

It is perverted.

no.

it is stupid.

so is stuffing the crotch and push up bras.

^^^should have been on StreamXsonic subway:

"Clipped on my streetmatik clogs
Pushed thru the hyped-out fervent fogs
Found my way with sensoid jogs
Stuffing crotch and push up bras"

you'd know.

got high last night. ate 7 tacos.

happy Fatturday morning, listening to GOSLINGS.

congrats dave
your 7777 th post

and you'd like it

Do us a favor; Please mature a bit and stop acting like a sexist idiot.

yeah.
sigh

me drumming at the radical gay pride march in tel aviv a few weeks ago.

Haha, I wish dude!

Truth is, I'm such a good employee inside that they won't even let me shake my sign anymore. Which means no more getting paid to listen to my podcasts :mad:.

I LOVE WOMEN.

But they don't love you back.... It all begins to make sense....

The Art of PWNING by ~Jeremy~

I LOVE WOMEN with 7 inch long clits.

why am I not surprised that after a 6 month absences the first pic I see in post a pic is crypto? :)

did she catch it?

idk what's cuter
the boy or the picture of a cat
don't know what to look at

I take up more of the picture so go for me.

did you sneeze right after?

Nah, I was just disgusted by the tea I was drinking.
Also, I look tired cause I took the picture at like 5am.

a million aws.

A MILLION AWZzZ

You look like my wife's sisters boyfriend.......

that is very impressive. and disturbing.

I posted that picture on tumblr and there was eventually 8+ people on my dashboard with their fists in their mouth. I sparked a trend.

Rivers Cuomo Herman

you're a predestinated GAY