that's because you look at it and think 'i wonder if i can do it'
i suppose most people would give up because they think their hands will smell of dry saliva afterwards
or maybe they even tried and failed
but others wanna prove they can and post photos of facebook

That is nothing... I can get my whole elbow into my mouth.

I won't tell you which one is me.

I love that Tipperary shit! One of my favorites.

I'm guessing you're the bottle of cider........

That's right. Liquid gold in a lovely package.

Seriously one of the best ciders on the planet!
Thank you Tipperary!

I feel like even if you were a human and not a bottle of alcohol you'd still be liquid gold...... you seem like a swell human being boy girl or bottle.........

shit! i though you hadnt hit puberty yet!

last week, dude!

that must be very exciting for you. good luck!

I just assumed you were a chick.......

You can keep doing that, if you want to. :o

maybe.
but the fact is you'll never be better than Derek.

liberty valance rides on

what? you can't?

wow DnD you look like you haven't aged one bit in your posted photos, lucky bastard! Every month I end up with more greys in the beard and less on the top. Cool to see you having a good time....I miss my headphones. Back in the 70's I had a pair of Bose headphones that you swore you were inside the studio or concert hall.....

EP release last night

Umm....care to share? hehe...

share what?

where can i listen to your stuff? i always forget to ask

www.theharlequins.bandcamp.com has our whole EP on it. You can listen for free, or buy dirt cheap.

Or soon get it all for free when I put it on torrents

where is that? some festival?

Our EP release show. It's in the middle of downtown, they build this stage there and have concerts every fri night in the summer.

AMERICA
FUCK YEAH!

ha. awesome.

crypto, baby, i miss you when can our hairy bodies meet again?

where you at nowadays?

sweet hair.

are you j mascis and patti smith's love child?

If I were to say you look like a camp Rollins would you find it in your heart to forgive me?

fine by me

Better than the Corey Feldman/"Gish"-era Billy Corgan comparisons he's
used to, for sure.