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Originally Posted by finding nobody

really? i went to the dance last year. it was stuuupid, i even had a date. but it was just boring

Ours was fun. They played some white stripes song and I was getting my groove on.
I won some award: 'most likely to star in a television sitcom'

And they played some song by FALL OUT BOY! It was so bad but the whole place went nuts so I had to join in.

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Originally Posted by finding nobody

i dont know if you read the above post but i've been burning copies of a demo and handing it out. our recording of 'i wanna be your dog' is on it. on the cds that i've made so far i put (feat. thedom) on the tracklisting, cause i dont know your name. is that cool or do you want me to put somethin else?

I don't mind at all! You can use it however you want.

I'll go check it out right now..

that's cool. the white stripes song was probably 'blue orchid'
im guessing there, but it's pretty likely.
yeah, check out the demo on soulseek. as soon as i get some extra cash i'll have to mail you a copy. every disc comes with custom artwork!

naww it was "Dirty Leaves something something"

Then they played 'Thriller' and I busted a move.

where do you have the demo on soulseek?

dead leaves and the dirty ground, a pimp jam indeed. wouldn't expect to hear it at a dance though
i've got a red visor that says 'thriller' that i found in the back if a truck.
the demo is in my music> subliminal overtones> joel

i love school dances. they're so lame [i.e., the dj sucks, the music sucks, it's too dark and you have to navigate through throes of booty-dancers to scream a message to your friend] but they're fun.

guys. a few weeks ago i seen a chick and her shirt said "i love guys in girls pants"

"fuck dat shit!"

Fuck dat shit indeed.

a bad ass madlib a freind and i just did

Scene: Ugly Naked Guy`s apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.)

Ross: Oh my booty! I love this apartment! Isn`t it hairy?! I can`t believe I never realized how hard it is!

Rachel: Well that is because your knee immediately goes to the white naked man.

Phoebe: It`s bald! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I`m gonna crossword puzzle.

Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the mung and Ross quickly hurries out.)

Rachel: Well, I never thought I`d say this, but I`m gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy`s coupon. (Does so.)

Phoebe: (looking out the rough window) Oh, look! There`s Monica and Chandler! (Starts terrorizing.) Hey! Hey, you monkeys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other`s underwears off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!

Rachel: What?!

Phoebe: (terrorizing) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!

Rachel: Oh my wall!

Phoebe: CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!

Rachel: OH MY wall!!!

Phoebe: OH!! MY toes!!! toes!!!!

Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It`s butt plug!! It`s okay!!

Phoebe: NO! THEY`RE butt sexing!!!

Rachel: I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!

Phoebe: YOU KNOW?!!!

Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn`t know so you have to stop playing!!

Ross: (entering) What`s going on?

Phoebe and Rachel: titty fuck me!!!

Rachel: (trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!

Ross: What?! What?!

Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we`re just so compassion that you want to get this apartment!

Ross: Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts running to divert his attention.)

Phoebe: (terrorizing incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)

(Ross starts pushing and terrorizing incoherently and hops over and joins in on the group hug.)

BUTTSEXING!

bump

f'nobody- my mom was on earlier, and when you im'd me, she signed me off. i just though i'd tell you.

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

BUTTSEXING!

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f'nobody- my mom was on earlier, and when you im'd me, she signed me off. i just though i'd tell you.

haha, ok that's cool. i thought you were in some distress. i was gonna ask if you wanted to pimp it on the game forums. but im playing isketch now. come join us! you too marley. by the way, did you get those emails?

Yeah, I just now checked my e-mails. Thanks soo much for sending those albums. I really appreciate it.

yo marley!

i played isketch for a while, but you guys are too smart for me.

i need to hit up the game forums.

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Originally Posted by TheDom

I wonder if Steve would like this joke:

What do you call a man that makes beer?

HEBREW!
yes I made that up.

I had a dream that Jim O was related to Anne Frank and he went on TV and did an interview about her.

great post. you all should try going through this thread. there is some golden stuff in here

OMG

John Stewart just mentioned snakes on a plane!

BAM

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Originally Posted by TheDom

OMG

John Stewart just mentioned snakes on a plane!

BAM

that's cool. they said it on x-play a while back.
you guys have been slacking in this thread. i'm forced to do all the bumping on my own. which forces my to double post:-(

SOAP!!

i'm excited for my planned follow-up, BEARS ON A CRUISE. Followed by IGUANAS ON A MOPED.

armidillos on a pickup truck