haha.

How dare you talk about my wife like that? I oughta.. hurt you!

yeah right! ill fuckin SLAY you muthafucka! Bang bitch! hahaha! tables fuckin TURNED hasn't it, bitch!? now get on ya fuckin knees jade!

*Jade crying

Thats right! see ya in hell, danny, bitch!

holy crap. chill out stevie!

See you in hell. From heaven.

*leaves*

look what you did >:-0

yr right..im sorry danny. jade....you can get up now... i need to chill...woo... rouch night for everyone huh? poor danny. he nearly died... jade was forced to commit acts unknwn to anyone... jeezus huh.. wow... rough night, ill tell ya that. ive had a hard day.. i got fired.. and .. ... wow... sorry guys... i fucked up biiig time this time....

Now you've calmed down, we can continue.

So this movie has tits, a rocket, and huskers.

and shoes with fish in them. there neccessary.

I was going to recommend Mr. T, but Jeol beat me to it.

After everything he says he's gotta say something like "and eat your greens" or "stay in school" or "respect yo momma" or "don't do drugs" or "brush yo teef" yadda yadda yadda yadda

word man.

oh! and the sondtrack. we gotta get a soundtrack, and we should record a song for it

we need someone like Isaac Hayes to do a song.

see yaz lata.

I could seriously do that. If you help me come up with some lyrics.

sure man.
we still need a name for the movie

the song can have badass raps in it

hell yeah!

we're gonna have to use our signature "noise machine/box thing" that WE MADE OURSELVES!

you know... that one thing?

i was thinking more of a comedic death-space-metal tune.

yes the kustom kreation.

GOODBYE HORSES. we need it.

Hendrix's "Along the Watchtower" is a great theme tune for this movie.

or The Final Countdown by Europe.

back i am. YES! the final countdown!

that's my ringtone. i'm all for it.

and every time a door opens (automatic and slidey and stuff) an annoying midi beeptone (thanks for reminding me, schizo) will ring! like "deedeedellleddeldle"

Nah, we should have a sound effects guy who stands ON camera doing the noises.

nah, beeptones from auto doors. and really bad grafix when you open the doors. like.. little stars remain in the air from the magic that opened the door, and when we teleport, fading us' remain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMTRmnc54Y Each character gets intimate with the camera at different points in the movie, and sings this song.

i choose to sing it in a hardcore punk style ok?

Sure. I will do it shatner style.

nice. have you ever heard any of shatners recordings? like.. music its uber-cheesy, but it isnt as terribly bad as what you might expect,. i laughed at it. its kinda funny.

Yeah. I want to get some of his albums. I've heard him do 'Convoy'.

i don't know if i would ever go so far as to buy albums..(a. minimal money b. its not THAT good, and unworthy of being in my collection) but i would listen to him if someone popped him in the stereo.

LIL JON

thats what this movie needs



THATS HIM IN HIGHSCHOOL!



get crunk

Jesus Fucking Christ What An Unattractive Youth! Wow Hes Ugly!

I just found a mash up version of Loser by Beck mixed with some Lil Jon song and it kicks fuckin' ass.

sickening:(:(:(

its embarrassing how little jon has crafted a career by saying yeah what and okay. what a fucking douchebag. will someody please shoot him?

shut yo mouf, foo

lil jon fucking rocks

Flavor Flav made his career out of a clock and going "yeahhhhhhh boyyyee"

but yeah, it is pretty sad.

wrong! flavor flav raps in a goo many song! and he says "fight the powa'... fight the powa'...... fight the powa'..... fight the powa's that be.... " but either way, flavor flav is a washed up perv now.

Flavor Of Love is possibly the worst show ever, next to Sex And The City.

Public Enemy are the best rap group ever, though. There is no denying that.

If I could give you anything, I would give you a kick. You'd rather have a dollar than a hug from your sis.