Don't.

no, i'm not balding.

saturnine: dark hair makes you look less evil...

...and happier.

you're hot anywayz.

that picture clearly doesn't demonstrate that i look far more evil with dark hair...the scorpio traits (the eye thing etc) really come out

i'll work on that.

woah miss! you look pretty.

jeez look at all this attention
i didn't even have any makeup on!

i've seen you with dark hair, and you look less evil than when you're a blonde.

besides, you can't pull the ozzy on pcp look as easily now.

you not hiring me as yr personal stylist is a crime

yeah maybe so. my eyes have a tendency to look a bit scary with the dark hair and paleness though. thanks to pluto.

lol ozzy on pcp
are you saying i looked like ozzy on pcp?
because youre right

This is me in my youth.




This is me as a man.




This is me feeling super sexy.

Here's a photo of about the bottom 1/6 of me or so. Don't step on my blue suede shoes, baby!

those look like clown shoes! if only they were red.

post yr tits gmku

They're Clarks Desert Boots in grey suede, and I freaking love them.

I don't have tits. I have a chest.

sexy beast.

sans feet...

lies.
you have bitchtits.

i'm just trying to get into the classic quotes thread