!@£$%! did you see my hairs

Less work, more fun, would help. I'm working damned hard these days. There's a lot of stress. Plus I worry a lot anyway.

More sleep, less drugs and rock and roll.

ha ha watttt?????

yeah i need to work on that one myself
i don't have bags just terrible dark circles (usually)

yeah i need to work on that one myself
i don't have bags just terrible dark circles (usually)
HERE

oh you look supercute. viva les brunettes.

Oh, hell, I was on the team only because of the girls. Their Speedos looked really fine. The best swim meets were the big invitationals when all of us, the boys and the girls, got to hang out in the same tent together.

It was really cruel making teenaged boys wear those things. I swear our coach must have been a pedophile. You'd be sittting talking to a girl and then get called up for your race, and of course, you can barely even stand up. You just hope it shrinks before you're out on the starting block.

i was a bookworm

i wanted a girl i could write stories for

The bags also have to do with gravity, Cantank. 50 years of it. But I'm losing some weight and my face skin is actually tightening up a bit, so maybe that will help. I don't really care. If Keef can look craggy and baggy, so can gmku.

yeah yeah and your skin loses elasticity when you get old, i know all about it. i dread the day.

are we reminiscing our youth?

well compared to you folks i am a fetus...so let me think back to last week.
nothing notable.

My race was the breast stroke. Srsly. Another embarassing thing for a kid to deal with.

meatheads are disgusting dumbfucks. just saying. even the girls. dense...

Yeah, I think the secret to happiness is to not have so many memories. I can't wait for Alzheimers.

where did your zen go? are you really your memories?

The swim team was egg heads, though. Our meatheads were the football and basketball jocks. The swim team were surfer dude intellectual types. Or at least what we thought were surfer dudes, since we really had no idea, living in Iowa.

No, I am only this moment. I was just saying what I thought might endear Tanky more to me.

yeah you know i don't have that many myself. maybe that has something to do with brain damage or maybe my life so far has just not been that interesting.
and when i think about it it really hasn't. for almost two decades i have been sitting around doing nothing.
and i'm gonna keep it up.

oh not in my case. all a bunch of dense dumbfucks. infinite solitude in my case. and when i say infinite i mean it.

Really. Interesting. It was definitely a non-jock swim team I was on. I mean not completely unathletic. You had to be a little ahletic to do the races. But with a couple of exceptions, we strived not to be jock-like. Which may have had something to do with why we didn't win much.

I don't know what I'm doing up. My hours are screwed up. And I have work to do tomorrow. A lot of freaking work. Good night.