i used to get headaches alot also. but that was in middle school. i guess puberty helped me out.

golden child, the shit on your myspace is awsome!

-I'm listening to 23 Skidoo

-I have a Squier Guitar

-I ate an egg not too long ago

-I have cum on my washing machine shirt

-My throat is sore

No cum on my Washing Machine Shirt, but there's a hole at the bottom left that has grown out of a cigarette burn. & it's already my second wm shirt. oh well, punk rock, right?

I'm all hyped up for my first backyard soccer game in my own backyard today. I bought some goals with nets & have 2 friends coming over in a minute. i'm getting voicemail for another friend though who i guess had a rough night last night & we're really gonna need at least 4 people. anyway, i dream of having my own tennis court, but for now this'll have to do. We'll most likely smoke out & jam out a little too. i feel like cooking out.

I'm listening to an '80 talking heads (new one for me) & earlier listened to the first ever patti smith boot (1975 wbai studios before the group had a drummer). Last night i watched an '83 B-52s concert & listened to the BBC6 Thurston appearance & some various Coltrane. whilst on the subject of earliest gigs, recently i got an '80 R.E.M. that is their earliest known, a '60 Quarrymen (Liverpool of course) where The Beatles cannot even play their instruments & a '49 Coltrane with his Navy buddies which is the earliest known Coltrane recording.

I find myself too fond of rimming for a straight Catholic boy.

My first girlfriend does porn.

I have had sex in more public places than I care to remember.

I find myself repulsed and flattered by HaydenAsche cupping my balls in this thread.

Cynicism will always be more attractive to me than naivety.

My biggest worry is being on the sex-offenders register.

random fact: i like chocolate milk!!!!

i had a migrane once it wasn't fun at all, it took a week and a half to wear off.

actually, another fun fact: i've had some health issues straight from stress lately

you guys would love my school. there's two different coffee vendors plus a couple of machines, and the coffee from the machines is superb and cheap too!!! plus smoking is allowed and 90% of people there smoke (myself included)

i have tried to stop smoking 23 times, last fuck-up today...

i am poor...

i am currently listening to "beezwax" by icewater scandal (formerly am radio)

i have a fear of flying... not because of terrorism, but crashing in the ocean...

i hate poetry

i hate new age people

i hate spastic christians

i eat rice every day

i own a total of three books... all three by dostoyevsky

the walls in my apartment are so thin that i can hear my neighbor take a leak...

i have far gone plans of euthanizning my 30-something neighbors for blasting bryan adams and kelly clarkson...

i have purple see-through curtains

i always fall asleep with food in the oven... as seen below...

yum

bummer dude.

random fact: i just farted

this time next week i will be in chicago.

I have an extremely fucked up stomach problem

This time next week I will be in Berlin. Hooray to that.

Non-random fact: Berlin is a wonderful place, and I hope you have a wonderful time. If you're into the dance scene, there're some excellent squats which have parties most nights of the week, and these are proper squats, not like any squat parties in the UK, ie, a distinct lack of smack-heads and pilled up gypsy children.

For real.

Here's a quarter, go put it in a washing machine.

(badass guitar solo)

I was named Dylan after Bob Dylan.
I get called a queer for wearing my hair in a ponytail.
I love to fish (people who know me find this shocking)
College football is the only sport I can watch.

I dont watch sports really. Sometimes tennis and golf? Charapova is the loudest tennis player ive ever seen.

well man, you brought it upon yourself, wearing your hair on a ponytail is just plain wrong!!!

my fist day of school i was called a girl for having long hair. back when it grew striaght and blonde as the sun.

Hmm, what's a random fact about myself?

Do you want the boring one or the NSFW one?