Ive just moved out of the area I got to vote in so my Labour postal vote meant nothing to me,, he got in anyway. Even if his wife in the neighbouring ward got chucked out.

My new MP is Vince Cable though, how fucking upwardly mobile am I? I feel like I should start eating lentils or something.

The only indication I've seen of that being true, at least recently, has been those paedo witch hunts a few years ago. From what I can see, the masses are more likely to mistakenly burn down a paediatrician's house than they are setting fire to the houses of parliament. You talk a lot about 'the masses' but I have to wonder how many of them you actually talk to.

yes i talk to many the masses all the time. was just talking to some the masses today and they said you're view of them as an angry bewildered reactionary mob hurt their feelings and they were gonna burn down your house and tell everyone you are a paedoatrician.

Name: Nike
Sex: Failmale
Political stance: Teenage communist, socialist, jobless etc
WLTM: the masses

"Jobless of the world unite!"

yeah he got me allright. the wit of his searing adjectives and descriptions seared thru my soul and left me a quivering wreck.

i, nike, would like to publically renounce my wicked ways and apologise for all those times i didn't respect your superior opinions, it makes me, nike, very ashamed to know how rude i have been, and as god is my witness, i, nike, vow that from now on i, nike, will do my best at being a better nike.

Thank you. Apology accepted. Now go outside and play.

you know its hard being nike, all those nasty things you said about me, nike, make it hard to be nike. you should perhaps think again before using your words so harshly, at me, nike, because they can sting in ways you, who is not me nike, are not aware of, and its very hard for me, nike, to be insulted so.

Well I am sorry for that. lets hug and make up.

yeah thats easy to say to me, nike, but its not that easy for me, nike, to just open up emotionally and put my, (nike's) trust in someone (that is not me, nike). being nike is a difficult job and you should respect nike rather than just think you can make up with nike so easily. nike has feelings too. nike can be sensitive. but nike appreciates were you are coming from but nike just needs time to be nike and work out nikes stuff so nike can be a peaceful nike.

We'll work on it.

someday... someday he'll get it... someday...

Are you talking to me?

so who's it gonna be? my guess is milliband (the new tony blair). he looks like a lollipop stick with a face drawn on it.

Milliband definitely. Ed Balls (his only likely opponent) has to be one of the most instantly unlikable people I've seen. He makes Gordon Brown appear like John Peel. New Labour definitely need another Blair (and to keep Balls and Mandelson as far away from the public as possible) so yeah, has to be Milliband for me, .

yeah i think they already announced its definitely miliband

he was always lurking in the background like a haunted painting but now the painting is gonna try and be the prime minister. christ what have i been drinking!

hahahaha

HAUNTOLOGICAL MILIBAND, i READS K-PUNK. I OWNS THE CLOSER COLLECTORS EDITION BOX SET. im DOWN WITH THE NEED FOR A NEW SUBJECT TO EMERGE from the ASHES OF THE NEO LIBERAL PROJECT TO STAFF NHS HOSPITALS WITH HAUNTOLOGICAL GHOSTSo FROM THE 70'S.




ETHEREAL Y'ALL.




hILARYS COLLBAROTIN WITH ME ITS CALLED INVESTIAGE PUBLIC SCETOR BUDGETS CUTS OF TODAY

im not funnay.

He really ought to have left his jacket open. it looks absurd like that.

his bro looks like an agreeable potato with a quiff