I'm making a nice chili. Come on over, sweetie.

By the time I get there it'll be cold! But thanks ;)

that's why you just stay offline. if i want to talk to someone, i'll text them or call them.

i was trying to see who was online for a quick second and 60000 people just start talking to me because im never ever on chat

isn't it fun when someone you thought you could trust goes and calls you a liar?

I jsut found that my cat has an infected wound. Poor Smokey.

Aww, poor kitty. Will he be okay?

:( :( :(

get better kitty!

hearing about sick or hurt animals, especially kitties makes me sad

Just discovered it a minute ago. Time to set up a vet apointment. But I'm sure he'll be fine with some meds.

The worst thing is that he's licking the puss. I just gagged after writing that sentence.

please keep him from licking it, that will only make it worse

Yeah, I know, unfortunately yelling at him gets him so far. Particularly because he's a sneaky bugger.

keep him in your lap?

Smokey has never been all that agreeable with laps.

But he's laying in the kitchen right now not licking at it.

all of my grown cats are the same way

the baby loves it though

Can't think of anything to do.

Have no ideas at all for a design for my big toe.

Tomorrow is going to be the worst day ever.

My phone is so fucked up, but I never remember to bring it in to get fixed.

If you have anything bitter put it on the wound, this will prevent him from wanting to lick at it.
or better yet if you have some gauze wrap it tightly and make sure he doesn't try to bite at it.

I put peroxide on it and he's getting a visit to the vet tomorrow. Chillax everybody, I got this shit.

My phone keeps fucking up...like turning off on it's own and shit. Can't be having that, my phone is a part of me.

I really fucking hate it when people tell that I complain only because I like to complain. No, fuck you. I actually do dislike what I complain, I don't derive joy out of it, and I would immensely prefer the peace of mind that could only come from the eradication/remedy of whatever it is that has earned my ire. Stop trying to marginalize my wrath.

...

However, I do enjoy the self-referencing implication of this thread. Whether this undermines my complaint I leave up you to decide.

I hate phone belt clips. That is so not right looking. Even my wife is guilty of using them. Argh... .

I'm in a mood from hell.

not that you care.

just sayin'.

It's that time a the month isnt it...me too

Fuck buying textbooks.

Fuck.

I've never paid this much.

I don't have a cutting board.

The incense I bought yesterday is shit. The core won't even burn.

Motherfuck. I'm so fucking sick of people around me acting like they're in middle school. Seriously? grow the fuck up. Stop trying to act all superior and shit when you're just some dumb bitch willing to throw our friendship away for your fucking popularity. By the way, no one likes you. By the way, YOUR MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS. That being said, who wants to lol? I'll post the link to her myspace music if you want.

waiting.

really?!?! bitching is fun though!

You are not who I thought you were. stay the fuck away from me. Not like you were going to apologize anyway.

Still waiting...

:) here you go
http://www.myspace.com/katymarosokrocks

I wish that my recovering alcoholic friend wasn't staying over so that I could get really fucking drunk without being obnoxious.

my ankle is hella fucked up

That shit is terrible.

Tell me about it. She thinks she's hot shit. The funny(er) part is the fact she listens to herself in the car and sings along. Fucking FAIL

My friend smells like cat poo because her apt is gross and she never changes her clothing. And I let her sleep in the guest bed because I thought that my gf must have stepped in shit or something.


Even worse, people are always giving me shit for being so harsh on this friend. I'm sorry but if yr friend smelled like cat shit, and didn't change their clothing for a week on a regular basis (i'm talking undies and everything), couldn't get a job because of their lack of hygiene as well as determination, spent their lives moping and crying about girls, AND owed you over $100...well, is it really that bad to fucking scream at them sometimes? why does everybody have to walk on eggshells around her? okay, whatever, so she's depressed. Big woop. That's just gross and obnoxious.

hotpants and cellulite.
glorious vision.

every single one of my guitar cables always breaks exactly the same way