Play a show in my basement.

A few weeks ago I took these pictures... I started my journey by investigating my coolness in a mirror...

Seeing I was all cool onboard I drove aimlessly for an hour and ended at the best destination ever...

A giant abbacus in the middle of bumfucknowhere kentucky, some call it goshen.
I celebrated in pictures.

then a few days later I saw mono... I got bit by a cobra before the show...

COBRA CLAW!

chuga chug chug!

im touring year after next, ill be sure to in minnesota and would be pleasured to play for you and your family and all your gay friends.

seriously.

My family can eat a dick but by that time I'll be living in the cities. You totally can play/crash at my place anytime. Hopefully, I'll be doing something worthwhile musically by that time.

You sure will. You'll be Small White's roadie by then.

Wow you could easily be mistaken for a boyband.

5 years ago

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

golden child! try and come to Florida

sorry but, unless you are in the residents and you are wearing a tuxedo with a walking cane, a top hat and giant eyeball for a head, UNIFORMED BANDS SUCK.

Aw don't be so harsh Everyneurotic!

no way! what about these guys

how much did the blonde kid pay for his pants?

are you kidding? the shitty beatles? they were so fucking high, they let ringo sing a couple of songs!!!

plus, as you can plainly see, they wear their uniforms in different colors

(obvious bill hicks reference, i know, i couldn't resist)

plus, the only thing worse than uniformed bands are bands who wear their own band t-shirts as a uniform.

you dont like the beatles homie?

i was kidding around, i like the beatles alright, i hardly listen to them but i respect them and recognize their influence.