you should just make something up. like juggling with a chainsaw while balancing on a chair or something.

I guess that's more believable than my original Hannibal Lecter story.

That's a nice clean toilet. Will you come & clean mine? Nice floor tiles too.

Something tells me that you might have killed them both yourself.Evil bitch.

she is a meth-hed the lady in satur9's avatar. meth and around 30 years old, but looking 65.

fucking gross. meth rots your teet. turns then to brown baked bean stumps, brittle and soft like chalk. nasty.


hey Luxinterior. that sunburn on yr legs looks evil painful!

my sister poured a whole bottle of orange juice in with my fish, she thought they were thirsty.

Your toes look all... evenly spaced out. Mine are usually squished together because I never take my shoes off.

Hippie.

Condolences, Saturnine.

And I dig your toes. More pix of your toes, please.

poor fishy :\

who gives a fuck.
i was eating fish 5 minutes ago

was it a pet goldfish?

uuuh...
maybe...

c'mon you can tell us.

I stopped eating goldfishes.
They gave me a terrible rash.
Now I eat bunny's.

you're a sick fuck
*crying*

well if it gets you out of the house i suppose. (shakes head)

What???
Bunny's go great with pancakes

For some reason I always pictured you as looking like a twin of Hayden.