Sucks, due to a tight moving/school schedule, I don't have time for an empty apartment party.

Weren't you just on your period like a week ago?

:( those are the best parties

I could just move all the furniture onto the lawn...that would be weird/awesome.

no that was just bitchmode minus blood aka pms
do it!!!

Ah, fuck. I need to re-work my calendar then.

That just might have to happen. The couch will probably have to stay because it's a heavy bastard.

Nothing is heavy when you're loaded on whiskey.

That would srsly be epic.
I'm inviting myself if you don't mind.

Lace covered invites will be sent out tomorrow

You mean you're not going to ride around to the invitee's houses on a horse with your own personal cavalry like those bitches on Sweet 16?

Horseback smhorsesmack. parachuting onto everyone's stoop is the new 'in' thing.

i rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches, i roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits

Dammit, everyone is conspiring against me that I'm going to have to listen to Enter the Wu. I'll go ahead and throw up my 'W' right now.

I give 110% to my community, even though I occasionally mix with some less than reputable individuals.

haha

gotta love Family Guy :)

I hate that show so much

me too. I want to crush the larynxes of those responsible for such caca

i don't hate it, sometimes i watch re-runs and it used to be pretty funny but it's completely gone to shit