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m1rr0r dash 03.03.2008 07:11 PM

Shootin Dan's Coverage of the Democratic Race in TX and OH
 

 





 





 

*graphics courtesy of nytimes.com



...detailed analysis after this short cigarette break...

m1rr0r dash 03.03.2008 07:26 PM

Hillary's Shotgun Strategy

The former first lady seems to be arming herself at this point in the race with one of these in each hand.


 




She covers a lot of territory with the scattergun approach, but never stays long enough in one place to really connect with the voters. And despite the tight pair of shots in Dallas attributed to her by the New York Times, Shootin Dan believes that was clearly Bill at the Book Depository with a Carcano.


 

floatingslowly 03.03.2008 07:32 PM

 

m1rr0r dash 03.03.2008 07:34 PM

Bill's Super Shorty

When not in Dallas, Slick Willy seems to favor the Mossberg Super Shorty.



 



Sure, they're great for intimidation - loud as fuck and you can spray some shit up in a hurry - but you're not gonna actually hurt anyone with it unless you're standing close enough to connect with a solid right hook anyway.

floatingslowly 03.03.2008 07:44 PM

you own a black trench coat, don't you?

m1rr0r dash 03.03.2008 07:51 PM

Barack: "Oswald was a fag."

Obama has obviously been putting in a lot of time at the range with the Armalite, and based on his tight groupings in Austin and Cleveland, he's opted for an effecient tactical use of the three-round burst setting.

 

m1rr0r dash 03.03.2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
you own a black trench coat, don't you?


 


tennis socks are not the new black trench coat.

floatingslowly 03.03.2008 08:35 PM

that's too bad.

they're less conspicuous.

m1rr0r dash 03.05.2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
better yet-- buy the cd!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fd-MVU4vtU

that totally beats the "yes we can" video, scarlett & all


that's fuckin' awesome! ...does the brother really speak spanish?

!@#$%! 03.05.2008 12:27 AM

claro!

m1rr0r dash 03.05.2008 12:36 AM

next up: Wyoming on the 8th and Mississippi on the 11th.

 

!@#$%! 03.05.2008 12:41 AM

fucking texas!! wtf is going on there?

pbradley 03.05.2008 12:42 AM

Let us all campaign for Obama.

 

m1rr0r dash 03.05.2008 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
fucking texas!! wtf is going on there?



Texas primary results

Hillary Clinton ..... 1,432,724 ...... 50.8%
Barack Obama .... 1,336,739 ...... 47.4%

98% reporting | Updated 5:00 AM ET





...ok, so clinton got the popular vote, but the delegates will still be determined by caucus...


Barack Obama .... 20,209† ...... 51.9%
Hillary Clinton ..... 18,689† ...... 48.0%
Uncommitted ........... 32† ........ 0.1%

36% reporting | Updated 4:50 AM ET

Vote totals are the number of delegates elected to the next level of district conventions in Texas.

Cantankerous 03.05.2008 05:19 AM

barack is going DOWN you just wait

m1rr0r dash 03.05.2008 05:54 AM

well the numbers above show a photo finish race... for all practical purposes too close to call even after 100% of the districts have reported. 50.8 to 47.4 or 51.9 to 48.0? .......differences smaller than the margin of error...


there's a long way to go between here and the white house, so in the long run you might be right, but i hope not.

Cantankerous 03.05.2008 06:08 AM

it's going to be a close one between barack and hilary for the nomination.

screamingskull 03.05.2008 06:23 AM

why the hell are people still voting for Hillary? i don't get it!

Cantankerous 03.05.2008 06:23 AM

why DIDN'T they vote for ron paul? fourteen delegates? shame.

m1rr0r dash 03.05.2008 06:29 AM

who is ron paul?


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